it smelled like my grandmothers shit cooking. i think maccies tastes better than her shit cooking. he gave me food poisoning. little rat
then, i hear a voice outside of the wetherspoons shitter. it was the maccies hot chocolate!!!!
"r u alr bruv? soz i came so hard you had to shit lol"
god he's so sexy
"i actually saw someone who was who was looking for you at the wetherspoons! It was..."
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Aléatoirethis is a colab book with @whyareyoulikethi5 that we made by taking turns writing this was not planned i'm so sorry for anyone who decides to read this edit - this was written before the internet found out about how awful Wilbur Soot is. I do not su...