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it smelled like my grandmothers shit cooking. i think maccies tastes better than her shit cooking. he gave me food poisoning. little rat

then, i hear a voice outside of the wetherspoons shitter. it was the maccies hot chocolate!!!!

"r u alr bruv? soz i came so hard you had to shit lol"

god he's so sexy

"i actually saw someone who was who was looking for you at the wetherspoons! It was..."

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