He points the gun at one of the be ry the eighths, not knowing which idiot it was.
"YOUUUUUU!!!" he screamed at the person behind the gun. "WHO R U? REVEAL URSELF!!"
the person responded with "Macca pacca acca wacca icca acca ooo"
it turns out this funeral was not a funeral and was actually a cult meeting for a cult around Macca pacca!!!!!
gasp
every single henry the eighth starts singing: "MACCA PACCA ACCA WACCA ICCA ACCA OOO" over and over and they all revert back to their original forms
the person behind the gun was Wilbur Soot!!
george micheal says "oh ur music is cool but also fuck you imma shoot you now"
wilbur says "or naur cleaor i wus gunna release a new album this week
it wus gunna be called 'ur mums arsehole' and it wus rlly good"
everyone looks at wilbur like he's british (ew)
ur mum gasps and Jax instantly breaks up with her
the funeral/cult meeting is in chaos
then, someone bursts through the door
it was...
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Aléatoirethis is a colab book with @whyareyoulikethi5 that we made by taking turns writing this was not planned i'm so sorry for anyone who decides to read this edit - this was written before the internet found out about how awful Wilbur Soot is. I do not su...
