Unspoken Rules

You see here's the problem, everywhere I go there seems to be unspoken rules, "don't plug your ears or hide under tables in public", "look people in the eyes when talking to them", "don't ask too many questions." I mean come on what even is too many questions? How are you supposed to understand with out asking questions? There's even rules on how long you can cry for. Anyway, everyone seems to just be born with all these rules automatically programmed into their heads. Everyone that is except for me. That's why what happens next is completely and totally, absolutely 100% not my fault! They should have made the rules clearer...