Part 1: THE WAZOWISKI'S

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by TeamLeoValdez4

by TeamLeoValdez4

After months of watching Mirabel from her closet room Mike Wazowiski finally decided its time to go get his property. Mirabel was cleaning up her room (which i swear is like harry potter's fucking cupboard) when Mike burst through her closet room. Mirabel was le flabbergasted and paused her AC/DC CD. Mike was breathing heavily since he has been in there for awhile and his oxygen supply was running very low. He decied the best way to pull a woman is to pull out the dad jokes.

"How Does Darth Vader Like His TOAST?!?!?!???"

Mirabel looked confucked not knowing where this slimy green bitch came from "what?"

"HOW DOES DARTH VADER LIKE HIS TOAST!?" Mike screams getting fed up with this stupid females slow mind.

"you just busted into my closet room and you're telling me dad jo-" Mirabel tries to say before getting cut off my Mike screaming even louder right in her ear

"ON THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!" Mike slapped his knee and cackled thinking he is the funniest person ever.

Mirabel stood there a blank look on her face obviously not amused.

"What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?" Mike said, lining up another joke since this female obviously was to dense and uneducated to get the first one as mirabel stood there quietly confused. "HDMI!!!!" Mike yelled bursting into laughter.

"Who the fuck is Yoda?" Mirabel asked not amused.

"You don't know who yoda is??" Mike asked *le gasp*. "Do you live under a rock you stupid dog??" (mirabel stood there offensed). Mike takes some pity on this female an understanding look resting over his face as remembers how incompetent they can be. He reached out his slightly moist green hand to Mirabel expecting to take her away into his glorious mansion to be his servant and his wife.

"Take my hand... *sings* I can show you the worrrrrlldd."

Mirabel rolls her eyes at his shitty singing and takes his hand and gets dragged away into her closet into the next chapter of her life....