crk murder fanfic or smth idk tbh

champtor one

“shit” rye cookie cursed, “another one’s gone missing” she muttered, rye cookie had been on the scene to find out who the hell had been killing the cookies that reside within the cookie kingdom. As far as rye knows, cream puff cookie, werewolf cookie, herb cookie, sparkling cookie and sorbet shark cookie have all been brutally murdered.

herb was found first, hung by a vine on a tree, his plant pot broken and the plant in said plant pot was crushed, if herb were alive he’d have been devastated to learn that his plant was crushed. sparkling was found next, he had been poisoned by the very alcohol he made, vampire cookie locked himself in his bedroom for the fact that sparkling cookie and herb cookie were gone, he hasn’t been seen out of his room since the death of his two friends, cream puff cookie was found next, stabbed and gutted by her own magic wand, werewolf cookie, he was found shortly after the discovery of cream puff cookie’s death, he was clawed to death by most likely a cream wolf, nobody knows where the cream wolf is or how it got as far as to reach the cookie kingdom in the first place, either way his lover kumiho cookie ended up committing suicide merely days after werewolf cookie’s death. sorbet shark cookie was found last, they were found at the bottom of a lake, their fins were sliced off along with their eyes being gouged out, it was a morbid and sickening sight, sea fairy cookie, the carer for sorbet shark immediately broke down, her adopted son peppermint cookie denied the announcement of sorbet shark cookie’s death.

rye cookie had quickly realized after those five deaths that all murders were related to the cookie’s personality or what they enjoy doing, rye noted down that the mystery killer could be stalking their target before killing said target.

“What's your opinion almond cookie? about the idea that this mystery killer is stalkin’ their targets before attacking?” rye asked to almond cookie, rye cookie had been partnered up with detective almond cookie to figure out this crime since every other police officer/detective were too freightened to take on the case...cowards, almond was just as conflicted with this as rye was, “perhaps, but the killer may already know about every cookie within the kingdom... I'm not sure how to put it but I fear that you, I or my wife, latte cookie, could be next...”

Rye remained silent and nodded her head

The two sat down on chairs, almond at his own desk and rye at the unfortunately small circular table. Almond cookie was double checking the crime scene photos, looking for clues within the images. Rye, on the other hand, was re-reading a bunch of files related to the case.

Rye quietly read the most recent case to herself “shit... that's tragic” she muttered to herself, the most recent case, about a child, milky way cookie, she had been tied to some train tracks and ran over making it so that her head and legs were severed from her own body with the wheels of a train.

It had now been several hours, rye cookie, still rereading files, trying to connect at least one dot to this mystery killer and almond cookie, still checking crime scene photos, the two were getting a bit irritated with eachother.

The two had at some point gotten into a bit of an argument, an argument about rye being productive with this crime case.

"Rye, you need to help me!" Almond cookie stated, "if you were assigned to this then you must have some way to find more information!" Is what almond had added on, his voice had began to crack and he was getting loud with his talking, almost on the verge of tears, "Im not a detective almond cookie, i don't know about you but this is all overwhelming, im a bounty hunter, i have to know who im looking for!" Rye whined as she continued looking at the already written down information.

The two were then silent, almond thinking of a comeback to what rye just said, “listen, we are fully grown adults, lets resolve this like an adult, almond cookie, i get it, this case is perplexing you're tired, i am too but maybe we should just continue working, this case won't be solved if we continue to argue” rye spoke before almond could say another word. At least that got almond to shut his trap...

The two continued for the rest of the day, connecting dots and spotting unusual sights in crime scene photos, it was getting late, almond continued working and rye decided she should go home for the night, she wants to see her ‘lovely’ red haired wife anyway (chilli pepper cookie), rye walked home, she was about halfway to her house when she stepped on something... squishy? It made a squelching like sound, it was dark so rye couldn't see shit, this is why phones have built in flashlights, she turned on her phone flashlight and pointed it at whatever it was she stepped on and dear God she wished she never turned on her flashlight.

What rye saw was horrifying, it was vampire cookie... but hadn't he locked himself in his room almost a month ago?... rye gagged, vampire was basically a grey mess, like he was stabbed countlessly... “oh god... what is that smell” Rye whispered as the smell of maybe red wine and a rotting corpse fused together, there was a paper note next to vampire cookie’s rotting body, written on the note was “he lost his will to live a while ago, thought I'd help him out with that -mystery killer”... Gosh that is sick and twisted... rye took a photo and messaged almond about another mystery killer murder...

This isn't getting better...

Hihi, I gots no idea when I will continue this but I put in my effort cause I got a very suspicious interest for murder stories and other shit along those lines