Outcasts Of The Midlands

Chapter 8, Big Brummy Baking Bash

Chapter 8, Big Brummy Baking Bash
How can you get a school uniform perfectly for your size? Just sew it and it'll be done in a matter of minutes. Oliver spent all night up and making school uniforms for the both of them. Since they are 18x smaller their clothes cost almost nothing to make.
"Ayy! Ya boy Sky got that drip! Wait what's ya name again bruv?"
"Oliver, it's Oliver."
"How did you become immortal?"
"It was a cold winter day in Canterbury and I was a 13 year old boy and it was snowing. I got together with my friends and played with them in the snow, we played stuff like snowball fights and ye know all the usual stuff. I find this blue orb that says the words 10 on it and I open it. Inside was a single grape which I ate and then continued along. I am forever 23 now, it's a curse watching your whole family and friends die in front of you."
"Oh.. ouch.. are we your only friends in about 800 years?"
"No! I don't even know you that well, plus you ain't going to that bake off."
Micheal suddenly woke up and he got ready for school while they talked, he suddenly saw a small cardboard clown figure on his bookshelf where one of his books used to be. He dismissed it and got the ingredients for the MOAP, there was gonna be a war in the kitchen. His rival was Zach who was going to make a burger that would be genetically engineered to perfection. A new competitor was going to participate this time and everyone was excited, the three would battle it out in the Big Brummy Baking Bash.

They managed to get to school in a usual way but it just seemed to feel off, an indescribable feeling. The competition began at the start of the day and everyone was hyped
"Hello hello hello.. I am your host, the famous, the great the one and the only.. Mr Jacobs!"
Then the new one appeared
"Here we have the new competitor named Ivan to try and destroy them!"
A guy hailing from the lands of Ukraine who seemed extremely strong and had brown hair suddenly walked up onto the famous cooking stage.
"3.. 2.. 1.. start cooking!"
Oliver and Ashley began to get out some things while Micheal did the actual MOAP parts, it was all going smoothly until the doors slammed open. A shadowy figure ran up to the stage and revealed himself to be James.
"Didn't we like push you into lava?" Said Ashley
He ripped off part of his skin to reveal a metal frame.
"I always come back, and that was a Fanta container which really did no damage at all."
He had his mask on and spoke in a deep voice.

Ivan threw the Borshch at him which sent him flying onto the floor. Oliver looked over and saw two shadows walking up to him, it was Lewis and Maisie running in with swords in hand.
"Didn't you just.. die yesterday?" Ashley said
"The false pop tart man was killed, the real one was the one battling in the south." Lewis replied
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"You see.. once a pop tart dies any victims are revived."
"What's the afterlife like?"
"You don't want to know pop tart hell, it's like a massive human blender where you had to run away before it flew you into the lava. A huge pillar of humans trying to climb onto the platform with the blender to avoid the lava. I don't know what happens in that lava but I can only assume it's bad."
"Ouch.."
"Nah.. it's actually just snow, snow everywhere."

James suddenly ran towards Maisie where he tried to slice her hand with a knife but she dodged the attack. She seized the opportunity by stabbing him in the face breaking circuitry everywhere.

"Easy for the girls? Isn't it Ashley?"
"Well I wouldn't be able to do that."

Suddenly something odd happened, Oliver returned to normal size and was in shock. The baking competition though was nearly up and they all had to help Micheal make his dish. In a matter of about an a hour, it had ended.

"It is time for a taste test of everything from our favourite teacher.. Mrs Ward!"

But then Sky and a girl named Lola burst through the door.
"And.. the burger gets a.. 6.5/10!" Said Mrs Ward.
The crowd went wild as Zach had lost for once this year
"Ivan's dish gets... 8.5/10!"
Nobody really cared at all
"Micheal has made an amazing potato! He gets a 9.5/10!"
The crowd went nuts as everyone was partying, Zach had lost. This was the first time in 2 years that Zach lost.
Lola and Sky flew onto the stage using Sky's dragon tail
"People.. I have an announcement! The pop tarts have been put at bay for now! They have retreated to where they came from."
Everybody was excited because the south was officially safe again.
"Where do we go from here?" Said Oliver
"London.. get Rick Astley on board" Said Ashley
"Did you actually think we could get Rick Astley?"
"You have a good point.. should we go to London and get ready to go to 1988!"
"I have other plans.. wouldn't 1698 be cooler"
"Stay on track Oliver! Even though you are larger doesn't mean you can keep doing this and-"
"Shut up.. dwarf."
At that point, they were going to go back to 1988 and get a Londoner that could put up a fight.
"Lola, Sky, Ashley, Oliver, Zoey and Maisie. It's time we deal with these robots once and for all."
"Can Micheal come swell?"
"Sure.. I guess."
From there, they hit the gem and started distorting before everyone's eyes, this would be the most daring thing they'd done in a long time and the train ride would be difficult as this was the Great Western Railway.