One time, long ago, Phoebe's mum sat in her living room. She was watching Thom Yorke's newest concert on the TV. She was his biggest fan
"Man" She thought to herself, "I wish I could see him and touch his peach fuzz with my delicate little hands"
thom yorke then suddenly comes out of the tv, phoebes mum sits there, shocked and bewildered. her pink hair tied up in a low ponytail.
thom smiled at her, then stuttered like the interview of in rainbows
"h-hello, phoebes mother. i a-am thom yorke."
phoebes mother squealed with delight.
"i can't belive your real here!" she excalened with lots of delight. "i must show you my two grubbs, tuck and mirrable!"
the walked up to the jar that they were kept in. thom yorke was descused at what he say. he screamed and ran away for phoebes mum.
never to be seen again.