The Love Debate // Jamilton

Mumsee Christmas

Hammy opened the cuz group chat to see a new chat from Maffew,

"Aye, all the homies pulling up to Christmas this year?"

Hammy thought that was the best evor, so he had a big phat Christmas laff in his jammies. 

"Tommy!!!" He yelled from across the house.

"Yes, dear?"

"We need to figure out if we are on the naughty or nice list!"

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The group arrived at Mumsee's house at approximately 4:01, which made her very mad. 

"Y'all are LATE!"

"AHHHH sowwy. It's because howie had an peetard fit. Too much gas fo sho."

Hammy surveyed the room to see all his best homies.

Tommy, George, Mike, Froggy, Don Don, Joe, Haydon, Burr, Laurens, Eliza, Maria, Peggy, Angelica, Howie, Padizzle, and Maffew were all sitting together around the dinnor table.

Suddenly mumsee's hubby Geoff started to say something, "H-"

"SHUTUP!" Every one yelled before he could speak. No one likes him really. He just be doing too much sometimes. Always having a yap. Awkward.

Anyway, the food was barf as fuck, so howie and padizzle decided to go have a flop in the back bedroom. Until it was interrupted by HAYDON!

"Guys, I wanna show yall my new furry gay faj rainbow epi suit!!"

Howie said "Nao quit! We don't wanna see that crap, ain't that right Jordan?" She turned her phone around to reveal Jordan on the ft. That was real annoying.

Padizzle spoke up, "Don't yall know that I'm a bad boob?"

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The gang finally left the room and entered the living room, only to reveal a bigger mess. 

Eliza, Peggy, Angelica, and Maria were all in a big make out circle. Weird asf idk. 

Don Don and George were playing in the snow with baby mike. 

Burr and Laurens were... no where to be found. Probably back in that room in Africa. 

Froggy was trying to show everyone his cool new rap song, "Reindeer Games." Howie got excited, "AW YA BEST SONK EVOR!!!!"

Haydon was bouncing around with his new Ariana Grande makeup kit and Kylo Ren faj cape.

And finally, Hammy and Tommy were staring into each others eyes by the tree. Who knew they would make such a good couple.

Tommy let go of Hammy's hand, wanting to make an announcement.

He stood and cleared his throat, "Excuse me everyone, I have something to say..."

He looked deep into Hamilton's eyes before beginning, "My sweet Hammycakes, where do I even begin? The moment I met you, I wanted nothing more than to run away and forget about you. But, I couldn't. Since that day, I couldn't get you out of my head. Your very existence haunts my soul and consumes my mind. I have had the privilege of getting to know and understand you and your sweet image and kind heart," He had started to choke up himself, "I love you, and I want nothing more than for you to be mine forever. Will you marry me?"

Hamilton, with tears in his eyes, opened his mouth to speak. Alas, the special moment was ruined by none other than........... 

DRACO MALFOY?????

He stormed in with his death eater squad. He was angry. Narrowing his eye brows, and gritting his teeth, he yelled, "Where the fuck is padizzle?"

"Oh shit."

He spotted her in the corner playing mcdonald's roblox obby with howie.

"Padizzle, please come back to me. I didn't mean to sell you to my father and let him play with you like a personal sex doll." He pleaded.

Padizzle suddenly burst out, "AW NAW THAT'S CAP BRUH. I KNEW UR PLAN ALL ALONG! I ONLY DATED YOU CAUSE I WAS BORED AND WANTED SOME D." 

Draco was taken back. 

"Also, not only did I fuck ur dad, but I also fucked ur mom."

The entire party went wild.

Mumsee burst in, "Alright, I've had ENOUFF!"

She whipped out the rhinestone belt and slapped everyone until they went to bed. 

The only survivor was....

...Mike!

"Merry Christmas ya filthy animals."