Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar

097. text messages

[messages between zoe and taz]

taz
how's your spa day?

zoe
it's nice
bree is so relaxed she looks like she's going to fall asleep
how's your gaming bar?

taz
jay is already stupidly drunk

zoe
that sounds about right
is he going to get to wanting to pat racoon levels tonight?

taz
we'll have to see, but it's possible

zoe
how drunk are you going to be when you get home?

taz
who knows
i was planning on being the responsible one for once

zoe
lmao, okay

taz
shut up
i can be responsible

zoe
you can, but the second you and jay are in vicinity of each other while drunk you do not have a single brain cell between you

taz
that doesn't sound right
we have to have at least one brain cell between us, surely

zoe
nope

taz
stop being a brat

zoe
you like me when i'm being a brat

taz
i don't know what possessed me to tell you that
you've been kind of insufferable about it

zoe
😂😂

taz
i better go
jay wants me to do shots with him

zoe
did we not learn our lesson at the engagement party?

taz
apparently not
looks like no one's being responsible tonight

zoe
told you so
😂😂
i should probably go anyway, before bree completely falls asleep and you get too drunk and texting you turns into cracking a code

taz
my texting isn't that bad

zoe
when you're drunk and you try to text it kind of shows that you're dyslexic and english isn't your first language

taz
i don't think that's true

zoe
it once took you five tries to ask me if i got home safe because you kept fucking it up

taz
okay maybe it's a little true

zoe
😂😂
i better let you go
please be safe

taz
i will
i love you

zoe
i love you too, idiot