Pasta Diaries

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8th Febuary

Dear Diary.

Finally moving into that new place with Slendy! It's a pretty awesome little place, two bedrooms, a kitchen, a bathroom and a living room. It's pretty basic but its a nice enough place. We really need to get our stuff cleared away ASAP, there is no room to do anything! I'm going to go make a start unpacking my knives first.

- Jeff xx

8th Febuary

Dear Diary

Just moved into that nice house I was looking at with Jeff. It's pretty small but it'll do for the two of us. I've been thinking about inviting rake, dark link and Bob over for a couple of drinks tomorrow just to get settled in. I don't know weather I should say to Jeff or surprise him, I'm going to go and help him unpack anyway now.

-Slenderman

9th Febuary

Dear Diary,

I just found out that Slenderman invited some friends over from creepypasta. I mean fair enough, invite our friends over but we just got here! We haven't even been out to get any food or drink yet. Great idea inviting friends over for a drink when there is nothing to bloody drink. I'm off to get something before they get here, were out of froot loops too.

-Jeff xx

9th of Febuary

Dear Diary,

Rake, Dark Link and Bob are coming over later, Jeff's away getting the groceries now. He said he'd be back in time for our friends coming over. I don't get why he was getting so worked up over a surprise, its not that big a deal anyway, I mean we're tight with them. To be fair though he is pretty cute, especially when he's tense. I'm going to get ready now.

-Slenderman

10th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Last night was awesome! After a .couple of drinks we wandered about the forest and killed a bunch of stoners, it was so funny! They had no idea what was going on, they thought they were just hilutionating or something. Then we hacked them to pieces and they were screaming their heads off, it was too funny! It's a shame I can't remember much after that. I think I kissed Slendy but I don't wanna ask, it might be kinda awkward. Part of me sort of hopes I did, as much as I hate to admit it he is pretty hot.

-Jeff xx

10th Febuary

Dear Diary,

My head is killing me today, last night was fun but I don't think I should have eaten the remains of those teenagers we killed. I think they were smoking something funny and whatever it is its giving me a headache ontop of my hangover. Still, we had fun. I can't remember much but Jeff's been acting pretty weird around me, he's a lot more giggley than usual. I hope to God he didn't find out that I think he's cute, that would just be uncomfortable.

-Slenderman

11th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Valentine's day is coming up soon, not sure if I should say anything to Slendy. I mean I like him, but we just moved in together and I don't want it to be awkward or anything. Still trying to figure out what happened that night. I don't think he suspects how I feel, right now were chilling watching heroes so I'm gonna go.

-Jeff xx

11th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Got up, went out, killed and ate some fat kid and am now watching reruns of heroes with my good pal Jeff. Try telling me this isn't the good life.

-Slenderman

12th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Might go out later, I'm in one of my 'killing moods' but I can't find my favourite knife anywhere! Seriously, I've been looking high and low for it. Killing just isn't the same with any other knife, this one is special. It's the one I killed my family with. Slendy's looking me now anyway, hopefully he knows where it is.

-Jeff xx

12th Febuary

Dear Diary,

I can't believe this guy! Seriously, who the hell leaves weapons laying around? I guess I'd better return his knife.

-Slenderman

13th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Slendy's been acting pretty weird since we moved in together, I mean he's a lot happier and so an I. I'm glad of that, but it just seems like he's hiding something from me. Anyways, since Valentine's day is tomorrow I've been dropping hints, I don't know if he picked up on them or not. It's kinda hard to tell.

-Jeff xx

13th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Valentine's day is tomorrow, I don't know how many times Jeff has mentioned it. He probably knows I like him, he said earlier that I was hiding something and he did that sexy 'licking the blood on his knife' thing he does when he's feeling flirty. I don't know if he actually likes me back, or if he's just making fun of me but Valentine's day is stupid anyway! All its good for is luring young couples into the woods for me to eat, its pointless.

-Slenderman

14th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Today is Valentine's day, I've decided to tell Slendy how I feel. If he feels awkward at all I'm going to pretend it was a joke just to see his reaction, if not we'll just see where it goes. So nervous, wish me luck.

-Jeff xx

14th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Another pointless holiday, another couple of dumb kids for the slaughter. Jeff wants to speak to me about something important tonight, I don't know why he can't just talk to me now. He's so confusing sometimes, I'm off now to see if there's any more dumb couples for me to devour.

-Slendy

15th Febuary

Dear Diary,

What ya know, I guess Slendy does like me back after all.... ;)

-Jeff xx

15th Febuary

Dear Diary,

I found out what Jeff wanted to talk to me about, I guess Valentine's day isn't so stupid after all. <3

-Slenderman

16th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Killed a young family earlier and chased their daughter into the woods to let Slendy finish her off, it was so funny. I can't believe those dumb cops still haven't even come close to catching me. Slendy really needs to relax, its not like they ever will, besides if anyone found out where we live they'd be dead before they could blab to anyone anyway.

-Jeff xx

16th Febuary

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I honestly can't believe how careless that guy can be! It's a wonder the police haven't caught him yet, and does he ever listen? NNNOOO, he's too busy showing off. Sometimes that guy can annoy the life out of me, even if it is pretty hot when he does he still needs to be careful. I worry about him.

-Slenderman