petes pov
heyyyyy its emu kin wizard back at it agin still livin w da abisive fam squad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my abusive ant be coming over so i bleu her ip. her guts all over the wall now.
hehehhehehehehehehhe
whatver so i ran awy but i got picked up by some nerdy lil bith. with pimply face. bur atill cute. too bad dats only for fedora wizrd
"my nams kellin and this is vic" he pointed at tha bus drier
"wow" i clapped for him. he took me to the kinky coffin which was a hotel 4 wisards. the minister of magic , mark hoopppis was dere too but i dint get expelled so dats p cool i guess
whoa MY FRIENDS R HERE 2 ?????? whoA WHEN ? dīd dęÿ gét hêrė!!
appetentl y #vegan #xvx #crossfit #straightedge wizard and his fam squad went to egypt but hateve. his dad tells me abot the vicious murderer gerard way who was out to kill me but dats p norml sheit leik dat juts happns lol
we boutg our skoll books andgwt on da teain to go to our scool of porn and stroppers. on the trein thwre is obly one semi open searing area but ther os a teacher in it. we sit there abyway cuz fuk u
there is not ebough room so andy sits on joes lap. tey arw so #relationshop goals.
"so whos dat bitch" patrick sais poiting to thw teacher.
"its proffesor ray toro" andy said
"hoW THE FRICK DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING #vegan #xvx #crossfit #straightedge wizard ???? " afro wizard asks
"its on his suitcase dumpweed" he replies
"i gotta tell you shit" i tell dem. i tell them how gerard is ginna kill me
"whoa dats scary babe" fedora wixrd tells me
"ikr" then the train stops and some creepy motherfuckr with black cloths as clothes and a ftish for succin dicks comes on but iTS COOL CUZ I FAINT BUT RAY SAVES OUR BUTTSSSS SOO ITS GOOODD
we get to schol and gabar looks totally differsnt like dey died and was reincarnarted but whatvers
"welcme back fuctards" they sai "we hve to b undr watch of te dicksuckers (or dmntores as tey suppose 2
beh called but fak u) cuz if that murderer turd gerard way"
"lmao fuck dat sheit" i sai. i aint saing dat shit 3 weeks latr whn im in the hospital for bein attacket by ine of dos dick suckrs. dey mightve attked meh but itz cool cuz they give real good bjs
man gabr be pissssssssssssssed. they madder than tat one time da bitch ass crreepy jaitor stole der penguins and kinky toyz. butt itz a ll kewl since proffessr ray be teaching us how to defend ourselves.
we practicivng on a thing called a boogger i thinkkk ??????????? it was supposed to show everyones fear but it just showed evry1 whO DA REALLL PUSSAYYYSS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
i wa about to have mi turn whn ray totally cut in line ad whent b4 me. dat bitch. his fear was a pair of sciccorz
lmao u thought it was gonna be am oon since hes a werewolf (yea i fucking no who the fuck do you think i am ?/? bitch) but no is fear is cuttin his hari
not dat i blame him doe; his hare is p sweg
a few weeks latr my shitty firned s are going to HOGSMEAADE AND IM NOTTTTTTTTTTTT CUZ MY FFAM SQUAD IS EVEN SHITTIER THN MY FRIENDS.
but its all good cux i got a invisibilty clok so i just went eith dem lolllllllzzzz. i overheard some people talking bout gerard and my parent s dan and phil so of coure i lisesnd
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Harry Potter//fob,p!atd,mcr,green day+
Casuale((yeah i didnt make the title picture so credit to whoever made it - which was not me)) this is a crack fic with harry potter, fall out boy, green day, panic! at the disco, and my chemical romance; other band members may appear tho idk
