Wedgie Pursuit

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Ok, so I had friends over the other day for dinner, and, as we were in the kitchen, my friend Mel bent down to pick something up off the ground.  As she did, her thong poked out the back of her jeans so I, being the great friend I am, grabbed on to the back of it and yanked it up on her, giving her a solid wedgie and making her scream.  Once she got over the shock of it, we both were cracking up.  Not like it was the first time I've done it to her anyway, but always funny to give a 40+ year old woman a wedgie in front of other people.  Her fault for having her thong sticking out.  But, we all got a good laugh about it.

But then, she brought up something from the past.  She said, "remember that time you played Wedgie Pursuit at Kevin's place"?  And I was like OMG, I had forgotten about it.  So then, of course, everyone wanted to hear the story, so I told it to them.  Once I was done, they told me that I HAVE to write this down somewhere, so I google searched and came to this site, so, here goes!  Hope you enjoy!!

So, this goes back to when I was in college, so 20+ years ago, and we were at my boyfriend's friend (Kevin's) place.  We're all chilling, drinking, whatever, just hanging out.  Just a bunch of college guys and girls.  In his living room was this older workout machine.  At one point, Mel asked him, "Do you actually use this thing?  Judging by your body, I don't think you do!!".  He responded, "nah, we don't use it to work out.  We just use it for Wedgie Pursuit".  So of course, we asked, "What's Wedgie Pursuit"?  And so he explained, it's like the game Trivial Pursuit, but the wedgie version.  You hook up the back of your underwear to the pull down bar and then you draw a card from the box with 6 questions.  For each question you get right, nothing happens.  But, for each question you get wrong, you roll the dice and that determines how much weight we add, to make the bar go up.  With 1 being the smallest weight and 6 being the most.  I was like, OMG, that is SO stupid.  Such a guy thing to do.  Meanwhile, Mel was like, "That's hilarious!!".  So then Kevin goes, "Care to try it then? We've never had a female participant."  And then Mel, in her infinite brilliance, says, "I'll do it only if Jenn does as well."  I was like "Hell no!".  But then of course people start chanting and encouraging us, etc, and finally I said what the hell.

Now, what I forgot to include was that Mel is really smart, and I am an absolute moron, especially when it comes to trivia.  And I probably should have thought about that first.  But then I wouldn't have a story to tell!  lol!  So, Mel went first.  She reaches out back and pulls her underwear up a bit so that they can attach them and then draw a question card as everyone is watching.  Sure enough, first question she gets right.  But then, next question she gets wrong, and everyone starts cheering.  So she rolls the dice, and gets a low number, I can't remember what.  But they go and add weight to the bar, and sure enough I see her underwear start going up on her as the weight goes down and the bar goes up.  But she's giggling.  She like that's not so bad.  Sure enough, she keeps going through the questions and she gets at least 3 or 4 right of the 6.  And, even when she got them wrong, she rolled a low number each time.  So, you could see her panties go up and up, but nothing too severe.  When she was done, she was like "hee hee that was fun!!  Your turn Jenn!".

So yeah, then it was my turn.  I do the same thing - pull my underwear out a little from my jeans so they could attach it.  And off I went.  First question, of course I got it wrong.  As I said, I'm terrible at trivia.  And then I roll the dice, and sure enough I roll a 6.  Everyone is laughing and cheering.  They go and put the weight on the machine.  Next thing you know, my panties go shooting up my butt, going at least halfway up my back and instantly becoming a thong.  I couldn't help myself.  I was not prepared for how hard they would go up and I let out a scream!  Everyone was cracking up!!  But, once I got used to them firmly wedged up my butt, it actually wasn't bad.  Truth be told, yeah they were pulling up tightly, but they were also hitting a bunch of spots, but that's a whole other matter!  But, in my head, I was thinking, "Crap, still 5 more questions!".

So, the next couple questions, I continued to get wrong of course.  Thankfully, I kept rolling smaller numbers.  But, even with smaller numbers, each added weight continued to pull my panties up deeper and deeper.  Every time another weight was added, I was trying not to let out a scream as the wedgie intensified.  But, at the same time, once I got used to it, they were strangely rubbing in a good way.  And meanwhile, people are cracking up and having a good laugh at my expense.  And they are taking their sweet 'ol time between questions, as well, as I am trying to keep myself under control.

Finally, by the time we got to the last question, I am now at the point that my panties are pulled up so hard that my heels are no longer touching the ground.  I am just on my toes.  I have an audience around me having a great old time.  I don't how much more I can take.  I am thinking to myself "Good God I shouldn't have worn these indestructible cotton panties!".  I am also thinking "Come on Jenn, just get one damn answer right, would ya?".  So then, sure enough, the last question.  And of course I don't get it right.  The dice gets rolled.  And, the second I see the 6 show up, my heart sinks.  I let out an "Oh Shit" as meanwhile, everyone is cheering and clapping.   Then I hear Kevin say "Are you ready Jenn?  Here goes!"  And next thing you know, the weight gets put on.  Now, if I thought the wedgie was intense before that, this was next level.  It was enough weight to pull my panties up so hard that my feet actually left the ground.  At first I nearly fell forward, but thankfully someone stopped me from face planting.  Although I think being upright just made it go even deeper.  Everyone was dying, meanwhile I was screaming "omg omg omg omg".  And every single move I made did nothing much make them go insanely deeper and deeper.  Finally, Kevin says, "Ok, let's let her out.  She's been a good sport!"  And weights got removed so I could be put back on my feet again.  Kevin said, "That, by far, was our best game EVER of Wedgie Pursuit!!  Thanks for being a good sport!".  And then I heard someone say "She might need a crowbar to get those out of her butt!"    I looked over at Mel and said "I hate you!".  

Anyhow, so yeah, that was my hilarious wedgie story.  I mean, at least I can look back at it and laugh.  Although, even in the moment, I'll admit, it was pretty funny, even though I was on the receiving end of it.  And, once you get over the initial shock of your panties being pulled up, it actually isn't that bad.

Although, as I write this now, I am thinking to myself, I really should have wedgied Mel harder the other day when her thong was sticking out.  I let her off too easy!  Next time!!  :)