Elevator {LandDuo} {AU} {Short Story}

Elevator

Bad let out a loud sigh of relief as he got in the elevator. He was finally done his Christmas shopping. He could go home now and relax.

"Oh hey..." Foolish said weakly, noticing it was not a stranger in the elevator with him. "Going down?"

"Oh hi, yes..." Bad nodded. "I'm headed home."

"Great, me too." Foolish pushed the button and the door closed. He shivered dramatically. "Woo, it's cold today."

"Mhm..." Bad tried to stay friendly. "Doing some Christmas shopping?"

"Uh, yup. Just had to get something for Leo. You know kids, they are so expensive."

"I know, tell me about it..." Bad sighed, his social battery drained quickly around Foolish.

The elevator stopped and made a whorrrr sound as it's life faded.

Bad's eyes opened wide, he didn't particularly love elevators. Especially when they stop moving. "Oh my goodness, are we stuck?"

"Oh shit, it looks like we might be!" Foolish pushed the emergency help button a couple times in a row. "Fuck man, why now?" He groaned.

"Language." Bad gripped his shopping bags tightly. "I can't Believe I'm stuck here with you."

"What?! What's wrong with me?!" Foolish gestured to Bad. "you're the insufferable one!"

"Me?!" Bad gasped. "You think I don't remember the bake sale last week?! Those cookies Leo brought were gourmet. You made the cookies I baked for Dapper look ridiculous!"

"Oh so I'm the bad guy for being a good dad?!" Foolish throw one of his arms up in the air. "It's not my fault you're fucking terrible at baking!"

"Hey, language!" Bad gestured to the shopping bags Foolish was holding. "You spoil your kid. I bet those bags have hundreds of dollars worth of useless junk."

"What?!" Foolish was more shocked by Bad's audacity instead of being angry. "You fucker, you spoil your kids just as much. Don't act like I'm the only rich guy on the island, buddy."

Bad growled and blew some hair out of his face. "I treat my kids on Christmas. Leo gets whatever she wants all the time. She's almost as bad as Sunny."

"Okay, that's crazy!" Foolish started to get angry now. "Leo works hard, that's why I reward her. Meanwhile you spoil the hell out of Dapper and Pomme."

"Are you kidding me?!" Bad swung his shopping bags angrily. "Leo is a spoiled brat like Tubbo's daughter. You just don't want to admit it."

"You're the one that doesn't want to admit anything!" Foolish threw it back to Bad.

Bad's tail swayed in annoyance. "Yeah, well you don't want to admit that you're cheating on your husband with a married man!"

"Huh?!" Foolish turned bright red. "You have a lot of audacity, you bastard! What I do with Mariana is my business."

"Mhm..." Bad glared at him. "It's between you, Mariana and your sobbing husband."

Foolish put down his shopping. "Do you want to fight?! Because I will fucking fight you right now!"

"Of course you want to fight, you're so messy." Bad set down his shopping. "Come on then, let's go!"

Their fists were raised but before the blood could shed, the doors opened.

Bad and Foolish picked up their shopping and excused themselves out of the elevator like nothing happened.

The End

12 days of Christmas
7/12

Feel free to read yesterday's Sunny/Leo short story!

"Perfecto"

I'm not supposed to be continuing, I don't have the time. ;-; i can't be stopped.