𝙱.𝙱.𝙿 ⁽ᴳᵉⁿˢʰⁱⁿ ᴵᵐᵖᵃᶜᵗ⁾ [Under Review]

𝙼𝚛.𝚂𝚊𝚡𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝

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Day 27/6
Time ¹⁰:⁰⁰ am

"You're unbelievable," Wriothesley slapped a pair of cuffs at the bruised-bloody hands before him. "This is the third time I've seen your face this year. "

Childe only smiled gleefully, nudging the body next to him; eyes locked on the sunset-colored wallet hidden under the unconscious man's suit. "Ya ya call it self-defense officer," he clutched Wriothesley's wrists and grinned. "Don't you like seeing your old comrade? Those fights in the underground were always such a thrill~"

"Just try not to orgasm in public from your fucked up kinks," the police officer cast the ginger a disgusted side-eyed glance, before turning to his partner, who was trying to shoo away the passersby. " Clorinde can you keep an eye on him for a second?"

Childe huffed in disappointment and glanced down at Itto who was inches away from where Wriothesley was standing with a swollen red patch of skin making itself visible at the center of his broad forehead and nose a bloody disgust. The man was knocked out cold. "He's a big guy, but slow, " Childe's dark inner thoughts slipped from his tongue, earning him a questionable look from the male officer.

"Extortion, violence, bribery, vandalism, property damage, Assault . . ." Wriothesley looked down at the flattened box where the beetle fight once took place while he went through the list of violations. " Should I add illegal gambling?"

Childe nonchalantly looked into space with a pout, while ignoring the the flustered looks he was getting from a group of ladies from afar who would look his way with a cute red tint dusting their cheeks. "I did no such thing," he defended, finally taking notice of the ladies old enough to be his grandmothers, and simply sent them on the highway to hell with that devilish grin of his. "You can ask my boss at B.B.P., I've been working as a waiter. Not guilty."

"You have weird taste, " Wriothesley pushed him against the wall of the alleyway, before looking down at the ginger. " Fucking around with anyone that flutters their eyelashes at you as well? What about Dr. Zhongli? "

" Is asking about my dating status part of the new procedure now?" Childe chuckled, despite having his face smooched to a wall. " How bold. If I didn't know any better I'd say you're abusing your authority to force me to answer personal questions~"

"What about the harbingers? " This question did not exactly shock Childe, but he certainly did not expect to discuss everything like this. "There were sightings Singora interacting with one of its members, we are worried they might have started to develop connections to different political groups to spread their black market. . . Ajax, don't you know anything? "

The cuffs clicked, unlocked, and in a matter of seconds the ginger blurred before the officer's very eyes, before standing behind him, middle finger pressed against the sensitive pulse of his neck, and whispered huskly," I. Work. Alone."