Based on a true event! (What an elegant word)
I was in Zacatacos and something majestical happened. It all happened when my legs walked me over to the toilet room because my soul had urges. I had a bright clean smile, a sharpy one. I walked in the toilet room as urgent as a rabbit looking for food on a busy saturday zoo night. I went inside the most biggest stall in the place toileter.( if thats a word) I started doing my buissinesses in the toilet twisler room. As I reached for the toilet paper, you know to do some shining. The toilet paper slipped, fell inside the toilet and I was like "oh". And then I bursted out a giggle or two. Hehehe. And then I left the toilet room as innocent as possible leaving behind a new toilet paper roll in the toilet. Sorry gramma I didn't mean to, it slipped out of my hand. Im awful awful human. What a desgrase. Im afraid that the toilet paper will be flushed again and mess with wallie my constipated walrus and bearwax the bear, the brown polar bear.im sorry for my misteakes i never mean them. Its accidential. Just like my gramma misteaks. What a poor soul i have oh no.
