Frosty the Snowman
Had a throbbing erection
He walked up to the kids that made him
And said, "Wanna play a game?"
Frosty the Snowman
Had a massive icyy cock
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came that day
There must have been some magic in
That old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to masturbate
Oh, Frosty, the Snowman
Was horny as he could be
And the children say
He could moan and cum
Just the same as you and me
Frosty, horny as he can be
See him stroking along
Off he goes on a maturbating spree
With a moany song
Oh, Frosty the Snowman
Knew the kids were alone that day
So he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun
Now, before my balls are bluer"
Down to the basement
With a child in his arms
Runnin' here and there
All around the room
Sayin', "It'll feel good soon"
He led them to orgams
Right to the peak
And he didn't pause at all
When he heard him holler, "Stop!"
Hmm, Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
Because the children told their parents
And the cops are on their way
Thumpety, thump thump, thumpety, thump thump
Look at Frosty go!
Humpety, hum hump, humpety, hump hump
That's how he got into this shitshow!
