i woke up in the cameraman lab, and my head felt odd. when I felt my head, i realized it had been turned into a radio. i was now a speakerman. the first speakerman. i looked around, and saw a bunch of scientist cameramen working on something, or someone, known as titan cameraman. a cameraman scanned me with the same device i was scanned with before, but they showed me this time, and it read:
"75% biological, 25% robotic"
this confirmed i had been transformed into one of them, and i started playing my favorite song from my head: everybody wants to rule the world, by tears for fears. but then, a large cameraman slapped me back into reality and pointed outside, and i knew that meant i needed to go to war. i hunched over and started walking outside, and once i got out there, that same large cameraman tapped my shoulder and gave me a wooden blade. i took it, and nodded, then walked off to fight some skibidi toilets. the first one i saw, i took in a big breath, and walked up to it, and as it tried to bite me, i kicked its head, spun around to behind the toilet, and flushed it. the head disappeared into the depths of the toilet, and i felt proud of myself. i walked over to another toilet, this one covered in metal, but the head was exposed, and i looked at my wooden blade, then at the skibidi toilet, and the skibidi toilet shook its head back and forth, going "skibidi skibidi skibidi", essentially saying no. but i didnt care. i sprinted towards the skibidi toilet, impaled its left eye with the wooden blade, then flushed it. i then heard an explosion and saw the g-man toilet and i thought "nope." and instantly ran away back into the base, and the large cameraman from earlier pointed at me then outside, then he drew a question mark on a nearby crate. i used different letters and words from songs to make a response:
"G Man Toilet is outside. we need to run and hide!"
then he nodded and started the alarms, red alarms going off, signaling a very dangerous toilet outside. and g man out there used his laser eyes and blew up everything behind me and made a black hole in my shirt, revealing my side, and i instantly covered my now-shown skin there. the large cameraman looked away and started walking away, and everyone, including me, started evacuating, as g-man toilet was destroying the base. all of us made it out of the base alive except for 20 of us 540. the tri-head toilet also joined in, now next to g-man, biting and chomping at our base, destroying it even more. and so, we went on the search for a new base. we walked for 25 minutes before i saw a medium sized toilet, about twice as tall as me, and i pulled out my wooden blade which i retrieved from the eye of that skibidi toilet earlier, and threw it at the forehead of the medium skibidi toilet, cutting deep but not killing it. then 4 large cameramen stacked on top of eachother from behind it while it was distracted, and the fourth one crawled on the toilets tank and flushed it. then, they gave me a thumbs up, and i returned it. then, we heard tears for fears in the distance and turned around. and what we saw was an army of fellow speakermen, like me, walking towards us. i instantly sprinted over to the army and joined in the march, and also started playing the song. at that point, i felt like i belonged. i felt like i was meant to be here.
