after 3 days of walking, we saw a cameraman in a car parking zone. he absolutely destroyed 2 toilets, but then a hydra toilet pinned him to the floor, and one of us broke off from the group and flushed it, then gave a helping hand to the cameraman. the cameraman turned out to be a POV, and he looked around, seeing our large variations, our copters, and our whole army. we gestured for him to follow once he stopped recording, and he did. a fellow speakerman tapped my shoulder and gave me 2 stone blades and nodded, and then we kept walking, with our speaker strider right behind us. as we got to a random road in between a few buildings, one of us speakermen drove a toilet, running from a horde of skibidi toilets. then our speaker strider came out, with most of the rest of us hiding behind buildings, and the speaker strider started blasting loud music, sending toilets flying, and destroying them all. then a polaroid camera dropship landed after the POV stopped recording, and someone from the dropship stepped out and gestured for me to come in. so i did, and they took me all the way back to the new and improved lab, where i was taken in, and upgraded into a large speakerman. then, i went outside, needing to duck below the entrance just to be able to fit, and then i pulled out my 2 stone blades and looked for a toilet, and saw a medium toilet, and i threw both knives, one knife heading towards each of its eyes, and impaled them both successfully. then, however, it bit me, causing my arm to start bleeding some. i then ran behind the toilet and flushed it, successfully ending it. then, i saw another medium toilet, this time with a laser cannon on top of its head. it started firing a green laser at me, but i raised my elbows, causing them to absorb the heat, then it ran out of fuel, and it bit and pulled a lever to refuel. while it did this, i walked in front of it, and as it looked up, i stomped on its face, but it activated its cannon, burning a hole into my left arm, and it hurt, feeling like a wasp sting times 250. i then grabbed the toilets laser cannon and ripped it off, shoving the cannon into the mouth of the toilet and then i kicked the toilet away, into a window, where it broke the glass, causing glass shards to fly everywhere, impaling the toilet's head, and ending it. i then flushed the toilet just to make sure, and then i started walking away, but then i heard yet another skibidi toilet. it had 3 laser cannons, one on its head and 1 on each of its sides, but i was too tired for that. i just waved my hand backwards as though saying "Shoo" and ducked back into the base and the toilet just went "Skibidi?"
and i went back inside, and had the medics repair me. once they did, i went back outside. where i saw the toilet again. it readied its cannons, and fired them all in one beam at my right arms shoulder, cutting it off. i then ducked under the laser and slid behind the skibidi toilet, but struggled to take off its armor for its flushing mechanism. it then revealed a gun from its back and fired 2 bullets at my chest, causing 2 small holes in my chest. i then ran back up to the toilet after recoiling in agony, then i tore off the armor of the flushing mechanism and finally flushed it. i looekd at my arm and realized just how much pain i was in, then Screeched incredibly loudly for 20 seconds straight, causing 30 cameraman and 12 speakermen from the base to walk outside and all the speakermen just played the "bruh" sound effect. i was taken in for repairs, and they put me to sleep temporarily so i wouldnt feel pain during the repairs.
when i woke up, my arm was back, but my head was different. i was now 8 inches taller, and my head was now a boombox. my body was less slender and more stout, now bulkier and with more muscle. i also now had a machete strapped to my back. i was now a boomboxman.
they placed a completely normal skibidi toilet in front of me, and i grabbed its head with both hands, stepped on the toilet, and tore out the head, throwing it to the side. then a medium skibidi toilet was released, and as it tried to bite me, i grabbed its head, yanked it to the side, used my jetpack which i just realized i had to fly behind it, then i flushed it. finally, a camo toilet with a singular laser cannon on its side was released, and its laser cannon released a red beam of energy, but it couldnt get through my 3-inch thick titanium armor. it exhausted its fuel, and i proceeded to knock the toilet down with my boot to its center, and i screeched loudly in its ear, causing its ear to bleed, and then i stomped on its head, crushing it and ending its miserable existence. then, i was let free, but i saw something. they were making someone. but unlike most, it wasnt a man. it was a woman. i shrugged it off, and started walking away, outside, to fight some more toilets.
