America: Canada dude, check it! I got emojis on my phone!
Canada: Oh, okay.
America: (flipping through travel emojis) Ha!
Canada: (leans over shoulder) What?
America: There's no Canada flag emoji! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Canada: Okay, so?
America: This proves no one likes you.
Canada: Who's hosting FIFA 2015?
America: That's GIRLS dude, we all watched FIFA 14 last year cuz it was GUYS playing.
Canada: I thought you hated soccer, oh yeah, that's when you don't win.
America: My girls team is doing pretty good this year
Canada: You were a baby when Japan and Korea kept winning the World Series
America: Oh yeah...😔
America: (giggles)
Canada: Grow up
