santa claus came down the chimney and into my home without permission
then he slipped meth into my stocking
He came into my room
He shook me awake with a broom
And then he offered me methamphetamine
He melted it first in a spoon
Right in the middle of my room
And then placed it into a syringe
And now it's in my veins
I feel great, do meth!
meth claus, meth claus
i met santa claus
he gave me meth
he's pro-drug
he gets kids high
i didn't even notice his beard fall off
it was a shitty dollar tree beard
and it wasnt white either it looked like it was died with milk
that was kinda weird
but more importantly
i had methamphetamine
daddy christmas gave me meth
im the only kid he gave it, i bet
and then gave me cocaine
and more meth and cocaine
and then i overdosed and died <3
the end, made with so much love for daddy christmas ily daddy santa please give me not meth but clowns because im very good and also i dont do drugs but like i dont judge but not for me please just clowns and skirts ily daddy santa :)
(dont do drugs or at least dont tell anyone i encouraged you in any way)
