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ᴀ ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴs ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ.
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# ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅᴀʀʟᴀ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɴᴏᴛ ʙ00ᴋ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ғᴜɴɴʏ, ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ, sᴄᴀʀʏ, ᴇᴛᴄ.
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ʀᴜʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀs!
1. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ sʜɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʜʏᴘᴇʀ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ.
2. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀʀɢᴜᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍʏ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴs. ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʀɢᴜɪɴɢ ᴀs ᴀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏɴ ᴀʀɢᴜᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇsɪᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴜss ʏᴏᴜ ᴛғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ.
3. ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴘ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs sʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ᴏʟᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴋs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ sɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴀғᴛs.
4. ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʀᴜʟᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴋᴛᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ.
ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ: ᴘɪᴇʀᴄᴇᴛʜᴇᴅᴀʀʟᴀ
ᴛɪᴋᴛᴏᴋ : ᴘɪᴇʀᴄᴇᴛʜᴇᴅᴀʀʟᴀ.
ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ: ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴏɴ ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ sᴏ ʜᴏᴘᴇғᴜʟʟʏ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.
ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ ɢᴄ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs :)
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ.
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ᴅᴀʀʟᴀs ɴᴏᴛᴇs!
I didn't know wtf to write but I will definitely be making fun of my old books cause ts is TEW funny.
Anywho I need a fat blunt. TOODLES!
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