How the grinch stole my virginity

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A/N: eat up my little piggies..

(ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER 18)

Twas the night before Christmas, you've heard this story....repeat button on lock...but did you hear about the story of the grinches fat cock? 

As i sit in bed and write this story...no. i am indeed not horny. as this tale is pure satire you see? as in this story.. the grinch steals our virginity...


(BARS)





y/n exited their bedroom, checking the lights around the house. Checking the tree up and down, noticing the presents underneath. 


But on this chilly night...y/ns hole so very tight...will soon be on the bed..being revealed to the light on this very, very cold night...


Y/n started to stuff the stockings, smiling with delight.  

but little did y/n know...the stockings aren't the only things being stuffed tonight.

(OKOK IM DONE)

Yn proceeded back to her room...tucking herself in tight.




it was the night before christmas and as your eyes can see, that dastardly ol' grinch was exceptionally horny.

And on his quest to taking some ass...he even stole the final jar of loowho hash..

But little did the Grinch know, y/n loohoo woke up..hearing a loud 

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Y/n exited their room, investigating the other room...and there sure was a sight to see...for the grinch...was wanking his willy.


(OK IM DONE DROPPING ABSOLUTE BARS NOW)


Y/ns eyes widened, looking at the grinch grunt and moan on the couch...he was the last person she expected in her house.

"grinch!" Y/n shouted, still surprised from the sight...the grinch heard and gasped, somehow feeling a slight delight.


y/n shook their head, shaking off the sight. "W-why are you in my house...?"
 

"why...im here to steal something that seems very dear to you.." the grinch replied with a chuckle. Thinking about y/n and how well she can suckle...


"Christmas??!!" 


"no..."


Y/n looked confused for a moment, but before they could speak again their clothes were already off. 

whats this? black magic? no...it was their free will of course! They've dreamt of this day for years and theyre not gonna let this chance slip away.

little Y/n loowho was clever..she already knew..

"well...grinch...I want you to fuck me too.." 




Twas the night before christmas and all could be heard was CLAP CLAP CLAP as little y/n loohoos ass was too fat...

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that the jolly man himself would soon be there...but the stockings werent the only things that were hung that night...as little y/n loowhos hole was stuffed...nice and tight.




(THANK YOU FOR READING. MERRY XMAS YALL AND HAPPY HOLLIDAYS :33)










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