Italy sat out in the sun admiring clouds in the sky. Germany sat down on the fluffy green grass, right next to Italy. A few seconds pass and Germany, out of the FRICKIN blue asks Italy a very peculiar question.
"Do you like... SAUSAGES?" asks Germany very sexual like
"YES! I LOVE SAUSAGES. I could eat them ALL the time!" Says Italy very innocently
"Good... Come by my place... 8:00p.m. tonight." Said Germany very suspiciously
"OK!" Said Italy excitedly
Germany walked away. A few seconds later Italy realised what Germany actually meant by sausage.
