Astee is a brand selling yogurt. Its founder is Astee McClipstick. McClipstick is a 5 year old demiboy and he hates tampons. The reason of his tamponophobia was because of a male virus egg suddenly appearing in Washington DC. The male virus egg suddenly cracked and a green bug virus appeared. The first alive organism to see this green bug virus was a gender neutral fisherman. The GN fisherman threw some of xirs tampons at the green bug virus. Then, the green bug virus suddenly exploded into green screwdrivers. The GN fisherman got stabbed in the tummy by one of the green screwdrivers. Succesfully killing a human, the green screwdriver, called Babe Babena, gained thirty six happy emotion points and managed to be the first autogreen screwdriver to kill someone! This was a great accomplishment, thus it made Babena very, very happy. It plunged himself out of the gn fisherman's abdomen. Green blood came out of the gn fisherman's stomach. Babena, looked around it, noticing not one of its autogreen friends were there. Though, it did notice that a yellow screwdriver was lying next to where the green virus egg had been. It noticed that the yellow screwdriver was nothing like it had seen before. Babe Babena slowly dragged the yellow screwdriver out of there. It fell asleep while doing so, and fell on top of the yellow screwdriver, unconscious.
The next morning, it was raining. Babena had just had a wet dream containing allautogreens attacking human beings. It noticed a blushing yellow screwdriver under it.
"Wh-Who are you?" Babena asked. "Why am I on top of you?"
"G-Get off me, skank!" said the blushing yellow screwdriver which was under him. "Are you trying to r-repopulate with me?"
"HUH!!!" answered Babena. "I asked you a question first, screwhead!"
And stuff happened. Screwdrivers are dumb.
