SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....merf

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Welcome back my devil kitty's @^@

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

DAISY ME ROLLIN'! DEY HATIN'!

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And now...ducks

Duck: Hey!.....got any grapes?!

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Man 1- OH NO!...GIANT FLYING SHEEP!

Man 2-...those are clouds...

Man 1- NOOOOOOOO-!

Man 3- actually it does kinda look like a sheep...

All three men-.....*start murmuring in agreement*

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Person 1- DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP!

Person 2- STOP DERPING AROUND!

Person 2- I CAN DERP IF I WANNA DERP BITCH! *shoots them*

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Why do we park in a drive way....and drive in a parkway??

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Person- Wow your hot

Another person- IM TO HOT!~

Person- No literally!! Your on fire!!!!

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Why are buildings called buildings...if they are already built??

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Ok I'm done :3

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