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REMEMBER THIS IS A JOKE I WILL (not) EDIT FREQUENTLY
(Talking to daddy thru ur mom's phone voicemails)
"It's been a year daddy.."
"I really really miss you"
"Mommy says you went to the store to get milk"
"Anyways, I'm failing all my classes "
"And mommy hits me very frequently"
"And she changed my name to tickle tipson"
"Anyways daddy, I forgive you for abusing me"
