School girl and dee ductor

chapter 1

I left for school  7:30am I arrived  at about 7:50   I then heard my friend shouting  out my name Shan Shan shan shan  look how long mi a wait pan uh   you nuh see weh dem post  pan the mix up page  girl wid keelia a give  mr. wright oral sex  said
Shan  No girl mi nuh see , Ah lie suh dem nuh plan fi fire  mr. Wright i asked.  Bowy  it nuh look like  mr. Principal  2 care enuh   dem affi guh send deh video  deh to ministry said shan  anyways girl uh  nuh know seh mi inna a sticky situation  but lunch time mi tell yuh  said shan alr which class yuh have now i asked  her she said maths then she asked me the same I answer  and said  History  alr lata boo  she said. Lunch time has finally   arrived  i went to look for kay i finally  found her after 5 minutes   i asked her what was it she wanted to tell me earlier I asked?   Girl uh nuh  know  seh it look like mi a side chick  said kay lawd gad girl suh uh alright  wid  it   I asked ,Girl to tell uh eee truth mnk enuh caz  mi know the boy love mi and It look like him love shi but uh think mi fi gwan wull it and watch and see weh it aguh go she asked girl ; U know seh mnk enuh girl the boy have money? I asked  ye girl the boy  have money every week mi get mi pocket money girl she said eee a lie i said anyways   look how long we stand up yah a chat the line long yf now  we affi guh go  kfc  after   school i said.  Alright  kay said  as  we seh dat bell  ring  as mi and har ah walk guh class cause  we have same English  class together  nuh  har man  well the ppl dem man we see a suck out next gyal   tongue  mi and har just do like we nuh see  cause at the end a the day the boy ah give her money suh ye.... School   finally  over now we guh get kfc then mi put har pan a bus anyways now mi  see this bus aguh spain suh mi guh in deh bare in mind girl untifrom siddung  pan har enuh anyways  diss   conductor man come  side a mih a mek him likkle  sweet talk anyways mi nah pay him no mind but I must say he is kinda handsome though anyways I ended  up giving him my number.