Running From Deals - SPN S3

Chapter 2 - The Kids Are Alright

Dean and I entered the small dinner Sam was in, looking suspiciously at Sam.

"Hey. Who was that?" Dean asked.

"I was just ordering pizza." Sam said. I looked around.

"Dude, you do realize that you're in a restaurant?" I said.

"Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just felt like pizza, you know?" Sam said.

"Mhmm." I said. Dean and I sat down, me next to Sam and Dean across.

"Okay, Weirdy Mcweirderton. So, I think I got something." Dean said.

"Yeah?" Sam asked.

"Oh, not this again." I said letting my head fall into my arms on the table. Sam gave me a concerned look.

"Cicero, Indiana. Falls on his own power saw." Dean said.

"And? That, that's it? One power saw?" Sam asked.

"Well...yeah." Dean said. I lifted my head and glared at Dean.

"And you think that this is a case?" Sam asked.

"Well, I don't know. Could be." Dean said.

"You do realize you have a girlfriend now." I said. Sam looked extremely confused, but turned back to Dean.

"I don't know, Dean." Sam said.

"Okay, there's something better in Cicero than just a case." Dean said.

"You are not serious?" I asked.

"And that is?" Sam asked.

"Lisa Braeden." Dean said.

"Oh my god Dean." I said.

"Should I even ask?" Sam asked.

"No." I said.

"Remember that road trip Ali and I took, uh... gosh, about eight years ago now? You were in Orlando with dad wrapping up that banshee thing." Dean said.

"Yeah. The five states, five-day --" Sam said.

"Well, kind of. Although he spent most of his time in Lisa Braeden's loft." I said.

"So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?" Sam said.

"She was a yoga teacher. It was the bendiest weekend of my life. Not to hook up, but to see her. Come on. have a heart, huh? It's my dying wish." Dean said.

"How many dying wishes are you gonna get?" I asked.

"As many as I can squeeze out. Come on. Smile, Sam! God knows I'm gonna be smiling after 24 hours with Gumby girl." Dean said and chuckled.

"You're ridiculous." I said.

"Gumby girl." Dean said, then frowned. "Does that make me Pokey?"

"Ok, but seriously, why are you so mad?" Sam asked.

"Well, other than the fact that my BOYFRIEND wants to see one of his old hookups, she does not like me. Mainly because I had showed up there after John called and told me to come back. I had interrupted their activities and she thought, as they all do, I was his over protective, yet very forgiving girlfriend." I said.

"Why does this always happen to you?" Sam asked.

"Because, like with Cassie, I had stolen him away from them." I said.

"Life really sucks for you." Sam said.

"You know, in the end, she offered me a threesome with him, to 'calm my nerves.' I had almost puked. I think Dean thinks that's what is about to happen." I said. Sam burst out laughing. I glared at Sam and we left.