Grab somebody sexy tell em 'hey'

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(A/N: this might be a short chapter guys. Sorry! It's hard to think without ideas! Comment! Vote! Add! Thx my bitches! I love you all! No homo!)

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The song starts and she takes a big breath.

She starts to rap. "If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let ya go. I could take you places you ain't never been before. Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know. I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow."

I laugh.

"Swag, swag, on you. Chillin by the fire while we're eatin fondue. I don't know bout me, but I know bout you. So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag."

Oh shit. Here comes the chorus. She sucks! I laugh. But I probably do to.

"I'd like to be! Everything you want! Hey girl, let me talk to you! If I was your boyfriend! I'd never let you go! Keep you on my arm girl! You'd never be alone!" I can't stop laughing. "I can be a gentleman! Anything you want! If I was your boyfriend! I'd never let you go! Never let you go!"

The game's a cheep version, so it didn't have the rest of the song.

I look through the list and see a song that just got unlocked. Give Me Everything by Pitbull. Lets do this. I pretty know this song by heart. It's my favorite...

I click on it. It starts and I take a breath.

"Me not workin hard? Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak. And better yet. Go to time square. Take a picture of me with a Kodak. Took my life from negative to positive I just want y'all to know that. And tonight. Lets enjoy life Pitbull. Nayer. Neyo."

Courtney laughs. She obviously knows what's coming.

"Tonight. I will love love you tonight. Give me everything tonight. For all we know. We might not get tomorrow. Lets do it tonight. (Don't care what they say. All the games they play. Nothing is enough. Till you've handled love. I want you tonight. I want you today. I want you tonight.)"

Best part of the song. "Grab somebody sexy, tell em 'hey.' Give me everything tonight. Give me everything tonight. Give me everything tonight. Give me everything tonight."

I hate rapping this song. Most parts. Not all. " take advantage of tonight. Cuz tomorrow, I'm doing bad for, for, for a princess. But tonight I can make you my queen. And make love to you endless." I laugh. I can't stop laughing. I'm hilarious, I know.

"Court, I can't finish! I can't rap that much!" I burst out laughing... Again.

Courtney turns it off, and sits on the couch, next to me. She looks at me and smiles. "Grab somebody sexy tell em 'hey!'" She shouts, grabbing my arm.

I shake her arm off, and laugh. Again. I can't stop laughing! "Oh my goddd!" I say in between laughs.

"It's gay how they cut Boyfriend off. Justin Bieber should sue them!" She yells with a strait face.

I'm just glad that they don't have One Direction on this game. I swear all those boys are all gay boys. Well, not Zayn. He had a one night stand with a girl. After I heard about that, I told all of the 1D fans in school. It was hilarious.

When I told Courtney, she looked like she shit herself. The look on her face made me laugh so much to where I puked that night. It was worth it, though.

"He's proud that his song made it on there. On Just Dance 4, Beauty and a Beat's on there. The whole thing." I say after I realize that I've been sitting on the couch, thinking, for a few minutes.

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