At the Dentist

48 5 0
                                    

Dentist: I'm gonna have to inject this needle into you. All it will do is make you fall asleep, so I can drill into your teeth.
Me: Is this some kind of simulation? What kind of syringe are you putting in my body?
Dentist: What? Just don't move-
Me: It'll never work! I am divergent and I cannot be controlled!

Fandom JokesWhere stories live. Discover now