Zuck POV:
One day I was scrolling through my phone checking my various bank accounts when I decided that au was bored. I decided I needed to dabble in a doomscroll or two!
As I opened my Instagram I happened across a little interesting image on my explore page... I saw a picture of the most beautiful beautiful man I've ever seen in my 32 years of frivolous life. I looked furtively in the comment section to try and find out who this BEAUTIFUL beautiful man was... And to my wonderful surprise lo and behold a beautiful commenter (@lovelybeaufulmanmuckeu) supplied this;
'I LOVE ANDREW GARFIELD, I NEED HIM IN ME! IF I ONLY HAD THE MONEY TO CONTACT HIM! ALAS.'
And then I realized...I HAVE MONEY. I zoomed to my agent Belinda, and immediately asked her-
"How do I find a man named Andrew Garfield, I must speak with him!"
Belinda told me that I need to DM him, luckily she didn't ask me any questions on my needs with him. And so I went back to my beautiful app, Instagram, (available on ANDROID and IOS) and did a little bit of a searched using the search function. I searched '
'Andrew Garfield!'
And clicked excitedly on the first account that I saw, he had the beautiful profile picture of the man I had seen before. Um I knew what I had to do!
I messaged the account, (it is not hard for me to get in contact with anyone's account, for I am the owner of the website. And Meta, for that matter..) I felt so silly the way my stomach had butterflies within it. It lit my body alight! I have not had so much action in so long!
I typed out a sentence I thought would capture my personality and hook his beautiful presence,
"Uhhhh uhm... HELLO ANDREW! I HAVE SEEN YOU RECENTLY AND WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU! I AM OF COURSE A LARGE FAN IF YOUR WORK IN MANY MOVIES THAT I HAVE SEEN RECENTLY! OR SONGS IF YOU ARE THE SINGING TYPE! YOU ARE FAMOUS! I ASSUME YOU HAVE BEEN ON A TALK SHOW OR TWO! UHHHM UHHH I WISH TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN MY SUMNY HOMETOWN OF CALIFORNIA. AS YOU ARE FAMOUS IM SURE YOU HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE, IF YOU HAVENT... I COULD SHOW YOU AROUND!! PLEASE MESSAGE ME BACK SO SOON... I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE!"
My finger shook as I sent the message and I could barely bare to await his response. I feel like i'm doing one word stories but just with myself. STRIKE THAT!
Ok. Um.
ANDREWS POV
Stop. Leave that.
I was just getting finished with my routine morning workout as I looked upon outside my window at beautiful England. I stretched and gave out a heaven sigh! I decided, I've been good, so I can use my phone for a little bit. Perhaps, perchance, maybe an hour or so. I looked down upon my beast of a device and noticed that I had received a notification. THIS IS NOT NEW TO ME, FOR I AM ANDREW GARFIELD!
I am used to notifications. Hehe. Hmmmmm. I looked at my phone to inspect who it was... Who DARED message me, and noticed with a start that it came from CEO of international tech company META, Internet stark legend, Mark Zuckerberg, CEO, 32 M. I was shocked at first, I wasn't sure if it was real or perhaps a practical joke by my friend Anthony Padilla of YOUTUBE fame (SMOSH). BUT NO! It was the REAL. DEAL. I HAD to see what he was saying to me...
The message said;
"Uhhhh uhm... HELLO ANDREW! I HAVE SEEN YOU RECENTLY AND WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU! I AM OF COURSE A LARGE FAN IF YOUR WORK IN MANY MOVIES THAT I HAVE SEEN RECENTLY! OR SONGS IF YOU ARE THE SINGING TYPE! YOU ARE FAMOUS! I ASSUME YOU HAVE BEEN ON A TALK SHOW OR TWO! UHHHM UHHH I WISH TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN MY SUMNY HOMETOWN OF CALIFORNIA. AS YOU ARE FAMOUS IM SURE YOU HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE, IF YOU HAVENT... I COULD SHOW YOU AROUND!! PLEASE MESSAGE ME BACK SO SOON... I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE!"
I thought this was weird. It's a weird thing to say to someone, and it didn't seem like he knew who I was at all. Of course, I am a famous actor and have acted in many a famous movie/show. Hm. I even starred in a movie that made Sir Zuckerberg himself quite angry....
But it is alright. I figured, because I'm always trying to network (Haha, the SOCIAL NETWORK! haha), that it might be good to take him up on his offer of seeing California (I have been there before). But it's okay to get out. I decided to reply to him:
"Hello Mr McZuckerberg Sir. It's wunderbar to meet you finally... I am a big fan of your work in the social media industry. Sigh. I would love to meet up sometime for a tea! I will love you. (I am British). That's really true. Okay. Um. PLEASE message me back on how you think we should meet up! I am awaiting your call, sir."
DELIVERED. I think this was a good message, so I sent it. I wait anxiously by the phone to hear even the faintest buzz of his word. LOL.
END CHAPTER
A/N:
AHH. Hello. All you beuftig people. Thank you for reading this chapter. I would like to thank my Meemaw, for beta testing this fic. I will update again after she gets out of the hospital (she just had hip surgery). My mom says she's recovering well, but I think she won't be a very good editor if she's on all those drugs... Hullabaloo. Thank you all, see you soon :p
(EXTRA NOTE: A treat for all the Smosh heads out there!)
