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THE USELESS HOTLINE
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Max reveals most Embarrassing Dating Story, talks entering Drag Competition and George cries...?
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MAX;
I swear, it was the worst.
GEORGE;
On a scale of one to finding out your ex pissed your bed, how bad was it?
MAX;
What you don't understand, George, is that without that moment I would not be here right now, so yes. This was worse.
GEORGE;
Oh yeah, I forgot that someone pissing on you is just your usual Saturday. Anyways, talking about horrific stories, shall we give some advice? I feel like we are not taking our roll as a hotline serious enough lately.
MAX;
Sure. Oh, I'm just checking the email on our totally working computer...'
GEORGE;
Which is no use because our totally working phone is ringing!
MAX;
Exciting!
THE VOICE MESSAGE;
'Hi Max and George! So, my dilemma is about a boy that I've been fighting with for at least three years. He always tries to get under my skin ever since we had a fallout and-'
MAX (WHILE VOICE MESSAGE PLAYS);
George? Isn't this a familiar voice?
THE VOICE MESSAGE;
'...turns out there was a lot of unresolved tension, because we kissed last weekend... And I know he is listening to this, so I want him to know that I still hate-'
