"I want a goth mommy gf so bad!!"
and what they think goth is: ..
(no shade to these lovely people! but they just aren't goth.. - fashion wise)
the same people prior when they see actual goths;
example:
an honorable mention, my beautiful friend, lila!! (funnily enough)
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that's it, that's all, buh bye!
(I feel like I'm going to be absolutely flamed for this)