Total Drama Oneshots!

Lifted High (Zayne)

zee x wayne //

Zee and Wayne had been dating for almost a year now. They were both in their early twenties and had been through a lot together. Zee was always the adventurous one, always trying new things and pushing the boundaries. Wayne, on the other hand, believed his body wad s temple and that you shouldn't do drugs or vape or anything. he didn't even drink on his 21st birthday.

One day, Zee came home with a big smile on his face. He had something exciting planned for the evening and couldn't wait to share it with Wayne.

'Hey wayneeeee, guess what I got!' Zee exclaimed, pulling out a small bag from his pocket.

Wayne raised an eyebrow, 'What is that, eh?'

'It's weed-!' Zee said proudly.

Wayne's eyes widened in shock, 'Are you serious- You want me to try that?'

Zee nodded eagerly, 'Come on, it'll be funnnnn! I've tried it before and it's not that big of a deal. Plus, it's legal now!'

Wayne was still unsure, 'I don't know, I've never done anything like that before, eh.. coach says its bad for ya.'

Zee rolled his eyes, 'Oh come on, don't be such a baby wayneee. It'll be a new experience for you. Plus, it'll make for a great story to tell our grandkids one day.'

Wayne couldn't resist Zee's persuasive arguments and finally gave in. 'Okay fine, but just this once, eh? don't tell my coach.'

Zee cheered and started preparing for their first marijuana experience. He turned on some soothing music, lit some scented candles, and even put on some colorful lights to set the mood. Wayne couldn't help but laugh at Zee's excitement.

After a few minutes of trying to roll a joint, Zee finally managed to make one that looked decent enough. He handed it to Wayne, 'Here you go, babe. Just take a few puffs and see how you feel.'

Wayne took a small drag and started coughing immediately. Zee couldn't stop giggling at his boyfriend's reaction.

'I think coach was right- this hurts-' Wayne mumbled, still coughing.

Zee patted his back, 'Just give it a minute, you'll feel it soon.'

And sure enough, a few minutes later, Wayne started feeling the effects. He couldn't stop laughing at everything, even at the most mundane things.

'I feel like I'm in a cartoon, eh.' Wayne said, still giggling.

Zee couldn't stop laughing either, 'You're so cute when you're high.'

As the night went on, Wayne's inhibitions started to fade away and he became more adventurous. He even suggested they go out for a late-night snack, which was something he would never do.

They stumbled out of the house and made their way to the nearest fast food joint. Wayne couldn't stop laughing at the menu and ended up ordering a ridiculous amount of food.

'You're going to regret this tomorrow,' Zee joked, taking a drink of his soda, but Wayne just shrugged it off.

As they were waiting for their food, Wayne suddenly had a brilliant idea. He grabbed a handful of straws and started playing the drums on the table.

'Wayne, what are you doing?' Zee asked, trying to contain his laughter.

'I'm in a band!' Wayne exclaimed, continuing to play his makeshift drum set.

The other customers in the restaurant couldn't help but stare at the two of them, but Zee and Wayne were having the time of their lives.

After finishing their food and causing a bit of chaos in the restaurant, they stumbled back home, still giggling and laughing uncontrollably.

As they lay in bed, Wayne turned to Zee and said, 'You were right, this was funn- but I don't wanna do it too much- coach'll kill me, eh..'

Zee just smiled and kissed Waynes cheek., 'Mmmmm- okay waynee Now let's get some sleep before we have to deal with the consequences of our midnight snack.'

They both laughed and drifted off to sleep, with memories of their first high experience together. its one that they would never forget.