DP Groupchat
Battery lover: hi
lumpofbark is online
Black Hole is online
lumpofbark: REMOTE ITS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
Battery lover: I don't care
Liy is online
Liy: Did someone die??
Battery lover: no, I just wanted to ask.. why the fuck does everyone pour the cereal before the milk, isn't that going to get soggy
lumpofbark: Cereal belongs before the milk, you psychopath, because
lumpofbark: nvm, you're right
Black Hole: but why is it so important that you need to wake us up at 3AM??
SquishyPillowsChan: I've done some research, and I found that waking up in 3 in the morning
Battery lover: shut the FUCK up
Piedpiper is online
Piedpiper has joined the chat
Piedpiper: Why are we here again..?
Piedpiper: Remote?
Bottley is online
Bottley: Hi guys! I feel so tired, I wanna go back to bed :(
totally poggers: skill issue tbh
lumpofbark: Shut the fuck up.
Liy: kys.
Black Hole: Shush.
Remote: I'm going to stab you while you have sleep paralysis
totally poggers: what did I do?
Battery lover: What the fuck do you mean "what did I do"??? You insulted bottle you dumbass bitch.
totally poggers: yUre the one who wok eus up dumbass
Battery lover: Shut the fuck up. Anyways, I'm going back to sleep.
Battery lover is offline
lumpofbark: finally..
Bottley: Hey Tree, I have a question.
lumpofbark: what is it?
Bottley: What's a condom?
Liy: HUH?? WHAT THE FUCK?
Black Hole: Where did you get that??
Bottley: Pillow said something about one earlier...
SquishyPillowChan: :)
Liy: PILLOW YOU BITCH
SquishyPillowChan: A condom is something that is used in
Liy: NO.
Battery lover is online
Battery lover: hey guys what's going on
Battery lover: WOAH WHAT THE FUCK
lumpofbark: pillow please shut up I'm going to go insane
SquishyPillowChan: I dare you to go insane
lumpofbark: actually I'm to laz y
Battery lover: Can you guys even spell??
lumpofbark: no
Battery lover: that explains everything. You type like you guys are high.
Bottley: what does getting high mean??
Piedpiper: Remote, weren't you high yesterday? I remember you kissed
Battery lover has muted Piedpiper
Battery lover has unmuted Piedpiper
Piedpiper: you could have just told me not to say it..
Battery lover: this is text dumbass
Piedpiper: not my fault you're a bisexual
Bottley: Remote is bisexual?? She never told me!
Battery lover: This doesn't mean I'm telling you my crush.
totally poggers: is it me??
Battery lover: FUCK NO
SquishyPillowChan: Me?
Battery lover: still no, but I'm not telling anyone regardless.
lumpofbark: wasn't that already obvious?
Battery lover: can we move on??
Bottley: Hey guys, I just found something in the kitchen!
Black Hole: What is it?
Bottley: I don't know.. but it's beeping.. 10 seconds?
Battery lover: wait... GET OUT, NOW.
Battery lover is offline
totally poggers: wait.. is that a BOMB??
lumpofbark: NO-
Bottley is offline
lumpofbark is offline
Piedpiper is offline
totally poggers is offline
SquishyPillowChan is offline
Liy is offline
"So.. uh.. what do we do?"
"EXTINGUISH THE FUCKING FIRE AND HELP, OF COURSE??"
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Death P.A.C.T Groupchat shit
FanfictionI made this at 3AM. Don't question my questionable actions.
