Miguel wakes up before a group of men in World War II German gear and suits..
"Vell, vell, vell, if it izn't ze great Miguel Ibarra?" asked a handsome man. "I heard you killed all my men..."
Before...
Miguel stands before a group of Nazis.
The Nazis all point their highly advanced machine blasters at him.
"DON'T MOVE, FLIP!!!" roared one Nazi.
Miguel sneers.
Miguel charges, activating his sticks and blocks all of the bullets by ricocheting them back at their faces.
"DON'T SHOOT!!! IT'S PROMEZEUS!!!" roared the commander, as Prometheus uses his chain stick technique to grab the Nazi commander by the neck and snap it.
The Nazis take out their knives and Prometheus smiles, using only two sticks.
All the Nazis charge at once as Prometheus picks on and bashes on in the head, with his brains exploding everywhere.
Nine other Nazis back away, but three charge with daggers. Prometheus manages to block each of their attacks and strikes, grab one arm, breaking it, and catch the knife with his mouth, proceeding to tear his neck open.
Prometheus blocks the other five's knives in a perfect stick block, but a couple manage to stab him in the shoulder as they slice down his arm, causing Prometheus to jump and double kick the Nazis in the chest so hard that he punctures their chests.
The other three Nazis from before keep on trying to cut him as he grabs one, teleporting behind him and snapping his neck.
"HEIL-!!!"
Prometheus tosses the stick into one Nazi's face. "HEIL TO THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
The Nazi's head gets stabbed through.
Prometheus grabs his knife as one Nazi stabs him in the shoulder and Prometheus stabs him in the neck.
The rest of the three Nazis charge as Prometheus stabs one Nazi in the face over and over.
He slices the neck of the next one who charges at him.
The last Nazi stabs him in the back but Prometheus grabs him by the neck and stabs him...
"THOUGHT BUBBLE!!!" yelled Prometheus, as a flash of light occurs before the soldier's eyes...
Now...
"...37 FUCKING times..." said the Nazi commander.
"Man, you're terrible at narrating," smiled Prometheus, as the Nazi General jabs him in the face. "Those bastards killed... an entire village... They killed the woman I loved... She was carrying-..."
"BOOHOO!!! WHO FUCKING CARES!?!?"
Prometheus remembered...
The Nazis point their guns at Prometheus and his pregnant wife.
"Please, don't," sobbed Prometheus, as the Nazi General smiles and guns Prometheus down along with the woman he loved.
Now...
"Zat last man you killed, vasn't just any man. He vas my little brozer... His name, vas Josef Hitler."
Prometheus turns to him. He begins laughing and chuckling. "Stromm..."
"Ding, ding, ding! Correct! Fuck you, American SHITHEAD!!! You Americans and your Superheroes...! A mockery of our great UBERMAN!!!"
"Heheheheheheh!!!"
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The Brick Kingdom One-Shot (2024)
Short StoryThis is the spin-off prequel to the Bleeding Ego series. After their original world was thought to be destroyed, the survivors are brought by Prometheus into an abandoned world where everything is massive compared to their size. The survivors begin...
