I was sleeping peacefully in my room, when i heard a voice say, "HEY, WAKE UP, I JUST MURDERED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY"
"WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU- oh wait i dont have a family, what do ya mean?"
"What? You don't have a family? Then-then who are these people in your house??"
"THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE???" I whisper yelled.
"WELL NOT ANYMORE!" I took a good look at the guy's face.He was handsome.
Like legit drop dead gorgeous.
He scoffed. "You could've died, i just saved your life." Rolling his eyes he exited the room as he said,
"dumb bitch🙄"
"W-WAIT!" I shouted.
He entered my bedroom door again.
"Please hide the bodies🙏"
"No promises."Ah, shit.
The next night.
I was happily cooking mac and cheese at 3:00 a.m. when i heard my window open.
It was the guy who broke in the other day and thankfully took the dead bodies and blood stained carpet with him!
"What the fuck!" He shrieked, seeing my sleep deprived self. "Why are you awake hoe??"
"Coz I'm adhd and I couldn't sleep and i was hungry. You got a damn problem?"
"Whatever" he said sitting down on my dining table.
"You want some?" I said, pouring myself a bowl of mac n cheese.
"I'm lactose intolerant."
I tossed him some cheeseballs, but he threw it back at me.
"Are you dumb?! I just said I'm lactose intolerant!"
"Oh yeah."
We sat in silence for a while but he decided to make conversation.
"What's your name? I can't keep calling you whore when I'm spilling tea to my mafia members"
"I'm sorry, when you what?!"
"Just tell."
"Well, if you must know, it's Eunjoo. You?"
"Hyunjin."
"Mmhm." I nodded."Hey you know what?" He asked, leaning a bit forward. "I like you. Gimme your number."
I raised my eyebrow.
"Do you mean as in like like or just like like.""Just like like, we met like yesterday, chill."
"True."I took his phone and typed him my number.
I saved my name on his phone as 😆🤧sarcastic asshole eunjoo😀👍"Cool."
"Cool."
YOU ARE READING
Intruder~ hyunjin
HumorA comedic love story between a girl who was just chilling and a mafia leader who broke into her house. Warning: swearing, dark humour every now and then and i tried to avoid murder and stfuff but oops- my hand slipped. Inspired by a youtube short