"Fucking x2" (A SolGam story)

Surprise Party Planning?

     Gamzee was well... Gamzee. How could you describe this perpetually high clown? He was... strange, but you suppose you didn't hate him. You certainly didn't rage over the way he spoke or his attitude like Karkat did. You were currently walking to Gamzee's room, planning to wake him up since Karkat just *had* to talk to him and made you, a human, go to wake up the juggalo troll. Kurloz let you in and you quietly walked to Gamzee's room, finding him dead asleep.

     "..."
     You walked over to the sleeping troll quietly. "Gamz?"
     His eyes were closed and his body was limp. You tapped his shoulder and he didn't seem to react. His head was titled against the wall. You shook him a little more and still, nothing. You shook him a bit harder and his eyes just slowly fluttered open, he squinted and looked at you a bit before sitting upright and rubbing his eyes.

     "Hm..."
     "Hey, Karkat needs to talk to you."
     "Ugh... Why can't he just message me over Pesterchum..." He stretched and yawned, rubbing his eyes some more. "Ugh, fine, what does he want??"

     "I dunno, go ask him." You shrugged.
     "Ugh. Fine." He says with a roll of the eyes. He stood up and stretched one more time before sighing and leaving the bedroom, closing the door behind him. He made his way to the stairs and went down them, heading towards Karkat's room, knocking on the door.
     "Come in, Fuckass!" He grumbled.
     Gamzee opens the door and walks in, shutting the door behind him. "Heh, what do you wanna talk to me about, Karbro?"

     Karkat scoffs at the sight of the Juggalo before grumbling out a quick, "Ugh, get your boney-ass over here."
      "Huh? What for?" Gamzee said, slowly walking over. Once he's over by Karkat he just stands there, staring at him. "What do you want?"
     "Here, don't tell (Y/N) anything about this."
     He snarled, handing Gamzee a slip of paper, on it, it said, 'YOU ARE INVITED TO HELP US PLAN A SUPRISE PARTY FOR (Y/N) -Kanaya and Tavros.'
     "Huh? Surprise party you say?" He says, looking at the slip of paper.
     "Okay. So, when is this party supposed to happen? I just want some time to prepare..."
     "On their Human wriggling day, of course!" He rolled his eyes at Gamzee.
     "Well, how far away is their Wriggling Day, dumbass?" Gamzee rolled his eyes back.

     "In a perigee." He scoffed. "Good to know. You want me to help plan it, or just come to the surprise party?" Gamzee raised an eyebrow at Karkat.
      He shrugged, "Ask Kanaya, she didn't tell me."
     He sighs, rubbing his forehead.
     "Fine, I'll just go with the idea that I'm helping plan it. This is probably gonna cost me a lot of time, isn't it?"
     "Yeah, but we have the meetings for it on every Wednesday until the Wednesday on (Y/N)'s birthday, so we'll go to the first meeting tomorrow."

     "Ugh, alright." He groans, shrugging. "What time are we having these meetings?" Gamzee Asks. "1:05 PM, don't be late." Karkat growls.

     "Alright. I'll be there." He rubs his forehead once more. "Anything else you want me to know?"
     "Nope, now leave."
     "Alright, alright, jeez..." He rolls his eyes and leaves the room, shutting the door behind him and walking back to his respite block.