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Hozier.
Age- 29
sexuality- Aviciisexual 🍳🥘
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Avicii.
Age- 18
Sexuality- Straight (Kinda) 😣😩
Remaining cast face claims:
Avicii's mum- Lady Gaga
Avicii's step mum- Meryl Streep
Hozier's Ex girlfriend- Taylor Swift
Avicii's Abusive Ex- Harry Styles
Hozier's Abusive father- Skeet Ulrich
Hozier's Dead mum- Maichen Amich
Avicii's Best friend- Beyonce
Molestering Maths teacher- Micheal Cera
Editor notes:
Twigger warning micheal cera is a rapist and gay people (Lots of them).
I would also like to name my stance on jewish people.
Their hats are destructive. Ban them. If in doubt, kick them out.
Please enjoy.
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I took a pill in Ibiza: A Hozbicii love story.
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