"Work, work, work, work, work, work"
Work - Rihanna, Drake.
I hear a knock at the door as I'm getting ready for the day, applying my sunscreen and milk bronzer before wiping it off remembering that he can no longer be homosexual.
My mum and her lover Meryl had just left for their important business trip, leaving me home alone in a huge mansion. I was hesitant to open the door as if I screamed nobody would hear.
I slowly open the door to see absolutely nothing. Before turning around and trying to walk back inside I'm caught off guard and scared half to death almost entering hell for being gay. by a fimilliar face jumping out and screaming "Peeka Boo" at me.
A loud scream emites from my mouth, "AHHHHH", the mystery man gets startled by the volume of my voice, almost distracting me from the brightly coloured green orbs he had within the valleys of his eyes. "Sorry to scare you" he says to me, "You must be Avicii, correct?", confused, I replied "Wait... how do you know my name?", "Don't you remember me, little one?" he replies, then it all clicks in my in head, the memories come rushing in.
*10 years earlier on take your son to work day*
"Mum you're back!"
"Yes I am, and i've brought you a friend.."
"But mum it was supposed to be take your son to work day. Together, just us!"
"Don't worry, vich, there is always next year, but we have a visitor so welcome him with open arms but not open legs, you little gay beetle."
"Mum! you're embarassing me" She laughs it off and welcomes in the most beautiful man I have ever seen. He has amazing long brown unruly locks and the facial structure of a Greek God.
"Avicii, this is Hozier, Hozier this is Avicii, my beloved son." He pops a small smirk my way and walks closer to me to whisper something in my ear.
"Hello, Little one."
*End of flashback, back in present time.*
"What are you doing here, I can't have seen you in over 10 years!"
"Miss me?" He smiles at me, how could anyone not miss that smile. No, he is a monster. A beautiful monster nonetheless.
"No, I did not miss you. Now get out of my house befo-" He cuts me off.
"Before what," He steps closer to me until I can feel his warm breath mixing with mine. "You call your mummy on me? Boohoo, surprise for you, she's the one who called me here, to babysit your immature ass." I can tell he's trying not to look at my ass. I can't blame him. It's a damn fine ass.
"A babysitter? You're joking right. I'm 18, I don't need a babysitter!"
"Well according to your mum, yes, you do. Don't blame the messenger." He walks across the room as though he's been here forever, and sits don't on the benchtop before grabbing an apple and a knife because obviously no sane man could just bite an apple, they have to slice it with a knife first then shove it in with the dirty metal.
"Get your ass off my kitchen counter, you jerk." I jog over to him and shoo him off.
"How about you stop looking at my ass then." He says with a bubbling laughter that burns me.
"I was not looking at your flat ass, now take ur dirty ass apple and find somewhere else to slum it." I turn around and try head upstairs but he grabs my wrist and tugs me into his chest.
"Never speak to me like that again. You hear me. I may not be your mother but you will respect me, and I will be staying here whether you like it or not, so you can either suck it up, or I'll punish you myself." His voice is deep, it almost frightens me. Let's be real, it does frighten me. I tug my hand loose and run upstairs, away from whatever just occurred in that living room.
He'd punish me himself?
How I'd like to see him try.
Authors notes
Dont be scared little ones, mama is here.
Hovicii is real. Enemies to lover core.
we all know hoziers ass ain't flat.
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