🎀tbp chatfic🎀

new peeps

users:
bruce: basintheseballs
finney:spacehoe
griffin: brokenspine:
robin: bandanaman
billy: paperman
vance:pinballlvr

basintheseballs: can i add my friend?
spacehoe: sure who is it?
basintheseballs: you'll see😈
brokenspine:nahhh

basintheseballs has added bandanaman!

spacehoe:man fuck you
basintheseballs: love you too😘
bandanaman: heyy??
basintheseballs: hey robin!
bandanaman: can i know who's who?
brokenspine: basintheseballs is bruce spacehoe is finney and im griffin
bandanaman: WAIT FINNEY?
spacehoe: yeah?
bandanaman: nothin man just glad your hear
brokenspine: it's here dumbass
basintheseballs: erm it's here dumb hoe 🤓👆
brokenspine: shut up bruce
bandanaman: is it alr if i add my friend
spacehoe: yeah! who is it?
bandanaman: vance hopper!
brokenspine: bruce be jumping into oncoming traffic rn💀
bandanaman: why?
basintheseballs: no reason! and griffin 🤬 you
brokenspine: not the "🤬 you"
basintheseballs: shut up my birth giver said to stop swearing infront of you cause your "younger"
brokenspine: OH HELL NO YOUR ONLY A YEAR OLDER HOE
basintheseballs: cry about it🤬
bandanaman: anyways... i'm adding him!!

bandanaman has added pinballlvr!

basintheseballs: robin i love you but man i really wish you would just jump into oncoming traffic and for my liking get hit by exactly 7 cars maybe a truck or 2 and ATLEAST 3 motorcycles alright! and if you say anything to your gay ass boyfriend "finney" i will beat you purple with my baseball bat do you understand?
bandanaman: yeah right😒
spacehoe: nah bro his hits be hitting as hard as my dads belt
brokenspine: true that but finney man🙁
spacehoe: oh number 2 woopsie!
pinballlvr: nah even i'm scared rn
basintheseballs: finney you trying to cover up swearing is hurting my eyes like "number 2" pls just say shit
spacehoe: i can't sweet boo boo bear
pinballlvr: ew are u guys dating??
spacehoe: hell no but bruce is low key hot bro like just beat me purple with that baseball bat of yours 😍
brokenspine: i gotta agree with finnshit
pinballlvr: damn bro😍

pinballlvr has deleted a chat!
bandanaman: bro i saw that💀
basintheseballs: honestly i could say the same to finney🤷‍♀️
spacehoe: wedding rn. 2pm.
basintheseballs: bet
spacehoe: HAVE MY CHILDREN🙏
basintheseballs: BITCH WHAT
pinballlvr: nahhh
bandanaman: atleast you picked a hot mom vance🤷‍♀️
pinballlvr: man shut up you can't be talking cause you be yapping about your "precious blueberry muffin"
bandanaman: right sorry moving on!
brokenspine: i'm actually crying.
brokenspine: tearing are dropping as we speak
spacehoe: bro what happened😥
brokenspine: i watched the strange thing about the johnsons 🙁
basintheseballs: NAH ONG THAT LOWKEY TRAUMATIZED ME
brokenspine: LIKE SO MUCH WAS GOING ON
basintheseballs : ISTG BRO LIKE FR
pinballlvr: ROBIN HELP
spacehoe: what happened?
brokenspine: nah bros worried bout his boyfriend💀
pinballlvr: HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS IM CACKLING HELP KE
bandanaman: it's not that funny🙁
brokenspine: imagine😹
spacehoe: yk what griffin i've had enough of you
spacehoe has added paperman!
basintheseballs: BAHAHAHHA
brokenspine: man fuck this🙁