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So it is currently 2:10 am and I'm supposed to be going somewhere in exactly ten hours but I have absolutely no intention of sleeping until it's six or something

So it is midnight and I haven't slept properly in a few weeks and I was just thinking in Harry Potter what if Dumbledore never thought

'Oh hey well would you look at that this kid that has great wizard powers even tho he practically tried to kill his friends at the age of like 12 I could make him a great man even tho I can already tell he's going to be a great bad guy I can totally turn him good 😊 😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗👍👍👍 let's just hope he doesn't try to kill some of the greatest wizards and witches I know while almost killing a child and killing his parents in the meantime.'

Like what would have happened if he was just like

'Yeah no screw this shit in out this isn't gonna work he's gonna kill some kids and besides that name, Tom Marvolo Riddle, yeahhh he's gonna kill some people. I may as well kill him yep killing a child easiest way to stop a bad guy ig'

Herri potty trained would have a normal life and he would probably have become friends with Draco and drarry would be real 😻😻😻 but then again he probs wouldn't have met Ron or Hermione either but yk I don't rlly like Hermione that much bc of the first two movies kinda ( no hate ) but Ron Ron needs more screen time he was too good to not be main character for an entire move like one movie about Ron please 🙏

But anyways I forgot what I was gonna write here great umm idk what if James had protected Lily and Harry while fighting baldiemort told him he should go find his nose instead of taking it out on people that do have noses. He should've said that made him runaway crying to his non existent mama ( wait was he an orphan before Dumbledore found him or am I actually just that dumb )

Also how is baldiemort the no nosed lord younger than albatross dumb as a door (Albus Dumbledore ) like srsly how he looks way older i mean he's already balding and dumber door has got more hair than me, what's that about

Anyhoo also what would have happened if Snapechat and lily got married would harry not be as dumb as he is would he be smarter better at potions? I reckon he'd be just as dumb but Snape would favourite more than he already does

Or what if harry and cho got to hatter and got married instead of him and weasel or him and Hermione /j i could never imagine that but he should've married Draco 😒😒 and had kids ( adopt dw )

But like yeah I have so many what ifs and theories on harrry potter I'll do like two more than wrap things up

What if when hedwig died snape was the one that killed her bc he was trying to protect Harry in the movie during the seven Harrys fight scene hedwig is hit with a random abra kadabra curse out of the blue but what if it wasn't random what if snapey purposely hit hedwig so that Harry would be a less obvious target and it was more difficult to tell which was him

Me being delulu or not???? I reckon not

Ok your probably getting real bored so here's the last one then I'll end it ok? Ok good

Ok so remember the last battle between baldie and hairy pottah in one scene towards the end of the movie we see ghosts of people including James potter, lily potter, Alice and frank Longbottom and Sirius black, when we see frank he's wearing this:

Then after ( ? ) that we see Neville wearing this:

Tell me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that Neville's top looks a bit like what his father was wearing, this could mean a lot of different things but I like to believe that neville knew that battle was either going to be the good guys last or the bad guys last so he wore something his grandma said was his fathers as a symbol that he was carrying him with him whether he wins or loses the fight.

Anyways I also have other theories and what ifs like Ron being a seer Harry a Ginny being related blah blah blah but if you'd like me to make a Harry Potter book on my theories and stuff I will and I can

I started at 2:10 am and now it's 3:20 am

Anyways Good morning and in case I don't see you: good afternoon good evening and good night

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Edit I'm finally going to sleep it's now 15 minutes to 7:00 am and it's literally day light outside and my disinter and parents are waking up 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Anyways I just came back from drarry smut and it's scary nowadays 🥲🥲🥲🫡🫡🫡

Alright good morning and in case I don't see you: good afternoon good evening and good night 😴