So this is a story my bestfriend wanted me to write during our TOTALLY boring school meetings so, Enjoy I guess.
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Dragons are a pain to find, and pain to beat. I’ve been trained by the best to capture them all and fight them. It’s always been JUST a family thing but then I got this crazy idea of making a team of dragon hunters.
Since it’s the 21st century, apparently no one will believe me, and that’s what my family thought. I just sensed the support and continued with my idea and when they disowned me and told me to get my own place to live I thought…My dream is coming true but I changed the whole dragon hunting to something much cooler like SKATEBORDING DRAGONHUNTERS!!!
People came and went but I couldn’t find anyone that fit the criteria, no one as good as I in capturing dragons and skating while doing so. They all thought I was insane when I mentioned that Dragons actually existed. I mean, Come ON!! Who doesn’t know they exist, it’s like a second law of nature…Eesh.
So, instead of explaining to them and wasting my breath I simply kicked them out of my apartment. Who knew being disowned by your parents can be helpful, now back to my story as a SKATEBORDING DRAGONHUNTER.
Being the only member in the team, it’s hard to catch dragons since there’s so many of them. Can you believe that my lovely skateboard that I got for my 10th birthday ALMOST broke the last time I went hunting! Just because I go hunting alone doesn’t’ give dragons the right to ALMOST break my lovely skateboard.
Oh god, I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself, of course this story is ALL about me so, shush and listen…in this case, just read. My name is Bisa, I’m 21 years old. Oh yeah you heard me TWENTY-ONE, I’m of legal age to VOTE…right? I’m like the star of the universe, hehe. I'm not the ONLY and the BEST skateboarding dragon hunter, I’m also a girl.
On my last hunting trip I kicked major dragon behind...literally. I just love doing that, insulting the dragon pride and humiliating it. If you haven’t noticed, almost every untamed dragon is a PAIN. I mean sure, when they’re tamed, they are AWESOME.
It’s not like I didn’t watch Eragon and Shrek, of course I did, but I repeat my earlier statement. They’re a pain when they are untamed. The way they poop anywhere they please, I mean who do they think will clean their nastiness, that’s just BEYOND disgusting, and the fact they the breathe fire, I mean boo hoo hoo. What’s so cool about breathing fire, but in their defense they sure do have other abilities. You’ll know what I mean when I tell you about the butt kicking that went down on my latest hunt.
Let me begin at the very start, it was an average Sunday morning. I showered and got dressed in my amazing Neon blue dress, paired with combat boots. That’s the kind of outfits I wear so I don’t attract any attention.
So, after I finished getting ready, I went out to eat breakfast at subway and let me tell you, a chocolate chip cookie is not enough to fill you up, but TEN Choco chip cookies can. To spend my exceedingly boring day I hopped on my skateboard and decided I should cruise the city so I know where to go and what to do. While I was out “cruising” New York, I heard about this alien convention so, being the geek I am, I decided to check it out and it was your usual convention. Cool UFO’s with actual sucking power, Alien with all of their glory. Heck even the alien celebrities were there, so I just hung out there for say 5 MINUTES before
While I was at the convention, my skateboard siren went off and drove every alien crazy. I mean, as crazy as dancing on each other’s head’s, so I did my hidden foot thingy majag and had my skateboard lead me to that cause of the havoc. But before I knew it, my skateboard was leading me to this abandoned tunnel, that looked like there could be a serial killer’s home or something but then, BAM!!!
There it was with all its glory. I acted fast, skating towards it with full speed; it was a beautiful reddish-black, with glistening eyes…ooh how I dreamed to have my own dragon. Of playing dress up with it, so I stop to admire the beauty of something that surely will be caught in a few mere seconds because I’m just THAT good.
It tried to get me by trying to burn me which burned my orange hair extensions completely but other than that it didn't really work. So apparently, it decided to cool me down by blowing ice chunks at me and let me tell you that caught me off guard.
How many dragons can blow Ice chunks, they should do a movie about it or something. Anyways, I was a second away from freezing my bum off but to my amazing reflexes I avoided it by doing a triple flip over the dragon, after I made a perfect landing and raised my arms like how gymnasts do.
I skated to it from the back and tried to step on its tail but that little sneak, swished towards me and threw me to the wall, but what it didn’t know is that I put my skateboard an automatic drive so it kind of flew in a way towards its head which got the poor poor dragon walking like it’s drunk or something weird like that. I took its moment of tipsiness and sneaked towards it’s back kicked its butt, which caused it to fall and hit its head on a big rock and faint…and I basically knocked it unconscious… Interesting, right?
Well, that was just my imagination running wild…all up to the alien convention was the real deal in an exaggerated way but the almighty skateboard DID lead me into the stupid tunnel and I just went right in it. I mean it’s a stupid dragon who can’t hear if someone enters its home, and apparently they don’t believe in comfort because it was sitting on a huge sharp rock. So, I just tip-toed towards it and kicked it’s sorry bootie but instead of knocking it unconscious I gave it some laxative, and called the dragon-taking went home.
Who knew that giving a dragon laxative would make him blow ice, fire, and gas out of its rear. I feel incredibly sorry for the dragon...NOT!!!
