bruce was licking toe crud off of his cat, batman, when he got a call from mari "you'll never guess ehat" "what" he replied with arousal, rose buzzing with excitement.
"i GYAT a LOW TAPER FADEE" mari saed
"im gonna touch you..." bruce said to mari
"only trey parker can do that 💀" mari said sexually
"you've GYAT to get on that bed and prepare for the night of your life" bruise said intimidatedly while pinching his nipples, spraying blood and milk everywhere.
"EW YPU GYAT TO GET THAT STRAWBERRY MILK CHECKED OUT YOU SPRAYED ME IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.!!!!!1!1!1!2!1!!1!!"
the milk started flowing through maris veins and to their brain causing them to pass out and bruce goes to jail for being r kelly
-bruce made this and i didn't i swear
