I wake up to the sound of my loving mother.
"Wak3 up you fedora-wearing scrub. its your 360 n0sc0p3 day." she noots angrily. I get out my MK420 and rek her. She staggers back, before drinking her morning mountain dew.
"Get out of my r00m you n00b." I noot before getting out of my bed and putting on my fedora. I swagger out of my room, grabbing my guns. I triple kill the stairs before going and getting breakfast.
