"What's your gender?"
_________________________________________"My gender?" Castiel asked, "I lost it in Heaven. They refuse to let me back in." True story. Castiel was simply too powerful to have it.
_________________________________________Castiel sighed, "God forgot to give me one." They looked down at their hands, "Instead, I have morality dilemmas on a daily." Silence fell between the questioner and Castiel.
"Do you want one? I have plenty to spare." The questioner politely declined.
_________________________________________"They ran out at the store. As well as pie." Castiel motioned for them to come closer and whispered, "I believe there is a connection." It looked around, "Don't tell anyone."
_________________________________________"I don't know. I follow the bees." Xe said looking out past the horizon, "They don't know either. They're bees."
_________________________________________"Trenchcoat," Castiel said patting her coat with a nod.
_________________________________________Castiel looked alarmed, "I wasn't informed I needed one, Sam?"
"Hmm?" Sam hadn't been paying attention.
"Do you have an extra gender I can borrow?" Sam looked a little confused, "I didn't bring one." Castiel clarified.
Sam looked around, "You can have mine?"
That's how they ended up sharing their gender.
_________________________________________"I gave mine to the Winchesters." Castiel leaned in closer, "It was divided unevenly. Sam got the bigger piece." It's true, Adam also managed to get a bigger piece than Dean. Dean is unaware.
_________________________________________"Yes." Truthfully, yes.
_________________________________________"Angel blade." Castiel showed them, indeed, angel blade. Good gender.
_________________________________________"I don't remember. Can I blame..." Ze thought about it, technically ze still has no clue what Naomi tampered with, "I think I can. I blame Naomi." In all fairness, it probably was Naomi. Or Chuck. Could have been a team effort.
_________________________________________Castiel answered before the sentence was fully out, "Protect the Winchesters." Bad gender in the sense of survival. You will die.
_________________________________________Castiel looked in the far distance, "I lost it. I also lost my wings." Void whispered in a conspiracy voice, "Do you think my wings were my gender?" The person shrugged, wings are very gender but were they void's gender? Who is to say?
_________________________________________Castiel sighed, "I traded it for a PB and J." The hunter looked very confused, "I was hungry." That didn't clear up any confusion, it simply added to it, "They needed some gender. I needed food. It wasn't a fun exchange." There was a nod exchange but for different reasons. Very different reasons.
_________________________________________Castiel was staring up at the clouds, "I lost my gender about when I lost my grace, is my gender in my grace?"
A sigh followed his question. "Is grace gender or is gender grace?" A good question that I cannot answer and neither could the frog Castiel had asked.
The frog didn't question his gender, Castiel was just ignoring Chuck.
_________________________________________Castiel shook its head, "This vessel only came with one gender."

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