Micheal: It's show time ladies and gents! Welcome to the hazbin hotel, founded by Lucifer's delusional son and daughter Micheal and Charlie Morningstar! Apparently our names are magne or something but whatever
Vaggie: You two do know you're the prince and Princess of hell? You could command with more authority?
Charlie: But that's so mean!
Micheal Morningstar- Co Founder and Donator to the hazbin hotel
Charlie Morningstar- Founder of the Hazbin hotel and Sister to Micheal
Micheal: Dad this is Vaggie, she's my sister girlfriend!
Vaggie- Charlie's girlfriend and Micheal's friend
Micheal: We also have a bar and my close friend Husk as the bartender!
Husker aka Husk- Micheal's best friend and Bartender
Husk: You know i didn't realize it was a kind of drinking to forget kind of night
Angel Dust: Oh I forgot. You're the wise old bartender who's seen it all!
Angel Dust- The Pornstar of many porn movies (I hate mentioning the word Porn)
Husk: Well I see through you and all your bullshit.
Angel Dust: me? Fake? That's why I'm a actor, dumbass.
Vaggie: Angel you're a pornstar.
Angel Dust: a famous pornstar then!
Micheal: Oh wait and we can't forget the radio demon himself. Alastor!
Alastor- Radio demon and creepy deer guy who makes monsters
Micheal: Well firstly alastor, don't try to pull tricks with me, I'm usually the one that's basically always getting in trouble.
Alastor: Is that so My friend who always cares for his sister?
Micheal: Don't call me friend. "Friend". Oh yeah there's also sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious- Micheal's rival and Evil Genius
Micheal: Pentious you know I'll always win
Sir Pentious: Oh well maybe bring it on then!
Micheal shoots a Rocket launcher which hits Sir Pentious's ship and sends if crashing down
Micheal: Fuck off you fucking snake! *laughs evilly as he walks back inside*
Micheal: *voice-over* And finally there's Nifty. Our little maid who besides her being scary. She's sometimes friendly
Nifty: Haha the bad boy is back! *goes into Sir Pentious's face* never leave me again
Micheal: We're pretty sure she's 90 percent harmless and 10 percent horny as fuck. *laughs a little*
End of character introductions and-
Micheal: Wait wait wait! Before you audience go, I want you all to know Thank you for liking this book, like hell our author had to write this when he saw the character introductions. I mean, mostly my friends get redesigns and I don't. So that's why... *snaps his fingers to show a redesigned version of himself with more color on his suit and a stubble on his face* I'm getting a redesign as well! Have a good day ladies and gentlemen!
End of character introductions.
I tried at least.
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Hazbin Hotel
Macera"You forget about a thousand things every day Pal, how about you make sure this is one of them?" -Micheal Magne After 3 years of waiting, we've finally got Hazbin Hotel and first of all we're gonna do a book on it with a OC I had made for one of my...
