August 15, 2003 only 2 long months after they were married
marcel walked into the living room where greg sat on the couch, mindlessly searching through shows on netflix, before setting down the remote to look at marcel
"marcey, do you want to go to dinner tonight?" greg asked him
"can't love, i'm afraid." marcel told him, grabbing his coat
"whyyyy?? i can hire a babysitter for maria, it doesn't matter."
"I've got to stay in at work tonight my sweet little cap'n crunch cereal chunk."
"god, you're always at work!" greg said, looking exasperated
"there's bills to pay- and maria is looker sicker and sicker.."
greg sighed again, their adopted son maria was sickly, and suffered from strokes, because he was presumably inbred
"maybe if you spent some time with us he'd feel better.." greg muttered under his breath
"What?" marcell said, sounding upset
"Look- it's nothing sweethea-" greg started to say
"GREG. I KNOW IT'S NOT NOTHING I'M SORRY BUT AFTER YOU WENT ON BREAK TO WATCH MARIA EVERYTHING AT THE RESTURANTS GONE DOWNHILL, NOBODY SHOWS UP ALL DAY, HELL THE SHAME WIZARD DOESN'T EVEN-" marcell stopped himself
"daddy, are you and papa getting divorced?" maria's voice rang out from the hallway, a small pink rat they had named after a late coworker and friend
"Maria!- No- it's nothing like that-"
SUDDENLY, THE SHAME WIZARD BROKE ONE OF THEIR WINDOWS AND CRAWLED IN WITH MONEY MACHINE, THE SHAME GOBLIN
"AHHGH HEHEEHHEEEEHEHE I SMELL SHAM- o hey marcell hows it going" the shame wizard said
"WHAT THE HELL WHY CAN'T YOU USE A DOOR."
"doors are for weak mortals, me and my shame goblin aren't weak mortals, anyways is there something that needs marriage counseling going on?" the shame wizard asked
"NO." greg screamed
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z97qLNXeAMQ" the shame goblin said
"HOW ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND WITH YOUR MOUTH" marcell asked
"HERGEGHEHE MY MASTER SENSES SHAME AND DIVORCE AND HATRED AHEHRHEHE" the shame goblin screeched
"I don't, for the record." the shame wizard lied
"ok- just- get out-" marcell tried to say
"Better idea! I take maria and you guys go have fun somewhere!!" the shame wizard said, and picked up the tiny pink rat standing in the hallway
as marcell tried to stop him, the shame goblin started gnawing on a small potted tree
"FINE- FINE- IDC JUST TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM-"
"okay tehee have fun!!" the shames said and vanished
"my window :(" greg said
"my tree :(" marcell said
"why do you care so much about a TREE." greg screamed
"IT REMINDS ME OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS, OKAY????" marcell told him
"LIKE WHAT? WHEN YOU WERE IN CHARGE AND ALL I DID WAS WASH DISHES??"
"WHAT, NO. WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING AND EVERYTHING WAS HAPPY, WE DIDN'T HAVE SO MANY RESPONSIBILITES AND-"
"DO YOU MEAN MARIA? DO YOU REGRET ADOPTING HIM?"
the room went silent
"greg- you know that's not what i mean-" marcell takes a few steps towards greg
"NO, I THINK IT IS, YOU'RE NEVER HOME, ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS WORK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST STAY THERE MARCELL TOING."
greg stormed upstairs into their room and lockeed the door
marcell sat on the couch, tears falling from his rat eyes
"HAHA YOU MISTAKE YYOU MISTAKE HERHGHERGE"
the mistake wizrad had arrived
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" marcell screeched, putting his face in hiss hands
"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT HEHEEHEHE, NOW HE HATES YOU!!!"
more tears fell from marcells eye's and he fell over in a ball sobbing
"man ok that was easy." the mistake wizard said, dropping a plushie in her haste to leave
"WAAAHHH I AM JUST A MISTAKE NOW GREG HATES ME ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED WAHHHHHHHH"
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ratatoing afterstory fanfic!?!?!
Romance@M4ashhh sooo, im a big fan of ratatoing afterstory and wanted to write a story about it, heehee, enjoy! i promise i promise i promise this is a joke
