Blender

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DON'T DO THIS PLEASE

If there are any gramatical mistakes please don't correct them- It drives me insane and I'm sorry if they are there 

What do I name this kid? idk lets say "seal" (In french that sounds fuck! I go to french immersion school btw) I have planned multiple ways of removing Seal. MANY. (To the point it's scary ngl) But this is the simplest way:

Shove him into a blender. Somehow. MAKE HIM FIT THE BLENDER (Without removing his mortal existance) Don't blend him up, yet just let him be stuck- in pain. Suffering. Than once you're done admiring your WonDErFuL cReATiOn throw him onto the road, as long as there is oncoming traffic and as long as the cops don't come wait watching him get ran over constantly- Until he gets ran over by a Murata themed jeep. :3 If it doesn't come you can summon the jeep yourself if you want or leave him there to rot!!

I may have gotten a little silly guys

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