if clarissa Dovey was a bitch

drinking

At lesso's office...
Lesso was lying down on her couch with a bottle of wine in her hand. She was rambling on about dovey to one of the guard dogs, Terry.  "Her hair smells like roses! And I don't even like her that much..." lesso said drunk. "You do know I'm just a guard dog?" Terry asked drunk lesso. "Her hips,man, there so curvy, and her hair it looks so soft I bet it feels soft" lesso snorts. "God, I wish I told Jerry's job today..." Terry said as he tried to ignore lesso. "She's just so cute, man. Her skin feels so smooth, I bet it's even warmer than my hands!" Lesso says, rolling off the couch.  "I'm just so in love her you know?" Lesso asked. "No, I don't know. Please tell me more. Oh, great and powerful dean!" Terry said sarcastically.  "And her boobs-" lesso was cut off. "Nope, I'm out! I'm going to suck on a dick or something!" Terry said as he walked out of lesso office.  "GO suck your dick!" Lesso yelled.

Meanwhile, with  drunk Clarissa and drunk anemone...
"She's just so pretty." Clarissa was rambling on and on about lesso's beauty. "You've been talking about her for 5 fucking hours, rissa!" Anemone said grabbing more wine as Clarissa was on the beanbag.  "And? What's so wrong with that?" Clarissa asked as she sipped some wine.  "One. It would be fine if you two were girlfriend, but you're not. You are literally describing your enemies' appearance that you work with. And you were just fighting with her this morning!" Emma told Clarissa. "Oh, that was nothing! She loves me, " Clarissa replied back. "You are so delusional!" Emma said, hitting her head on a cabinet. "Thank you!" Clarissa said with a smile.  "That's not a compliment!" Emma says as she drinks more wine.

Meanwhile, with the gay students...
"Oh btw I have lesso diary!" Hort said.
"How the fuck did you get that hort?!" Hester yelled at hort.  "I'm lesso therapist." Hort explained. "That makes so much sense now," Sophie said.
Hort starts to read lesso's diary.

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